You're So Skinny that you can hula hoop with a cheerio!
You're So Skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.
You're So Skinny that if you turned sideways, you'd disappear!
You're So Skinny that you can use chap stick for deodorant!
You're So Skinny that when you wear yellow clothes, you look like a #2 pencil!
You're So Skinny that you have to run around in the shower to get wet.