I thought this was a very funny and interesting thread, so I was doing a little internet research for funny school mascots and came across several 'different' team names. Alot of these mascots have interesting histories. These are just a few:
Yuma, Arizona High School-'Criminals'
Laurel Hill, Florida 'Hoboes'
Freeport, Illinois 'Pretzels'
Blooming Prairie, Minnesota 'Awesome Blossoms'