As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort. All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their American sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of American beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

The Dr. is in, and has a great idea!!!!!!!!! Why couldnt we replace every airline stewardess with strippers from every club in the country. That would certainly thwort the 911 attack from re-acurring. Me and the miss`s will be participating to the fullest

WOW. This is almost as great an idea as it was a year ago when I read this!

Plabonte, you are just wanting to be argumentative! Will they install a pole in the aisle of the airliners!??!

Charlie

Sounds great to me,
Might get off the train and back to the air,
:-)
Homebrew

You are 100% correct Charlie. I am feeling argumentative as of late. It really is a funny post none the less.

No it's not.

Is to!

Charlie

Having seen most of the women in my neighborhood, I regret that I cannot support this. I will, however, carry my happy azz overseas and help with the War on Terror onboard the USS Kearsarge (LHD 3)

No French chicks. They have hairy armpits.
Or Turkish women. Gobble gobble.
Have you seen the veiled beauties of the sands? This is one occassion where the taliban may be right...
Why do you think those bumps on a camels back are called humps?

No goat is safe.

Dr.. can we put an age and weight limit on this "walkaround".??

I would run and hide if I saw some of my female
residents do "the walk"...

Just MHO..

A good plan but it'll be better if only women between 18-25 years of age participated....we don't wanna burdon more people than necessary.

I'm ready! Lets go for it! As a Proud American, I am prepared to do my part. I got the beer, now release the women! Hehe!

Mag