Are you a cool person? Take this quick test.......

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm 

I didn't need a test to find this out !! LOL

.... are you sure you didn't mean to sign in as THC vice THL ?

You holding?

... holding what ?

OH - .... uh ... no ... I've already shaken' it twice and put it back in my trousers ....

That's fine. You probably don't get to use it much, anyway.

Cool people don't take those tests.

THL -

.... your Father and Saddam do have one thing in common ....

.... neither of them knew when to pull out ....

*grin*

Is this a masterbation reference? I WANT IT YANKED!

jimmy--

Don't be too mad at my father for not pulling out. He probably told you that the check was in the mail too, right? He's such a scamp. I hope those stains come out of your bib. On the upside, it appears to have tightened and firmed your cheeks making those "laugh lines" hardly noticeable.

*grin*

THL -

.... you must have been a test tube baby ....

C'mon Jimmy, you can do better than that.