octowings
23 years ago
"If I told you that you have a hot body...Would you hold it against me?"

...Joe Dirt
octowings
23 years ago
As you use your hand to wipe off your mouth say,

"Here...Let me clean you off a place to sit!"

...octo
Charlie
23 years ago
"you look a lot like Janet Reno...."

Charlie
Iceman219
23 years ago
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Iceman219
23 years ago
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Charlie
23 years ago
"You don't want to dance"?
"Then I guess a bl---ob is out of the question"!?!?

LMAO

Charlie
sketcha
23 years ago
Charlie

Was that Caddyshack II? That came from some flick didn't it?
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