BeatDragon
23 years ago
US Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of
alltime.
It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,isn't
it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but
you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the
Marines.
Robby
23 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! GOOD ONE!
Robby
23 years ago
Spiney, did you get beatup a lot as a kid?
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
Nah, It was too easy to convince the bullies to beat up on each other.


(Truth is, I think they got off on that close physical contact with another male.)
Robby
23 years ago
heh, I'm not buyin what you're selling dude, I think you got beat like a pinata!
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
Sorry to disapoint ya Robby.
BeatDragon
23 years ago
It wasnt the bully's Spiny had to watch out for, he was to busy hiding. Its the chicks that beat him.

I bet you narced on every one too
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
Yet another loosing bet.

Oh and by the way Beat...............





IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND!

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm 

You guys are the poster children for the hopelessly Gullible. Do yourselves a favor and stay away from used car lots, infomercials and carnival midways. };->
cwilhelmi
23 years ago
too funny Spiny, touché for sure!
BeatDragon
23 years ago
Are those your former jobs?

Im sorry Spiny, I dont have time to up on all this trivial Urban ledgend, cigar bid post,BS. I have a life and things like this just slip past me I guess. Im sorry that I wated your precious time so that you had to read that twice.

Must be tough having to live up to your own standards.
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
"""Are those your former jobs?""

If they were, I would have been able to retire off the likes of you.

"""Im sorry Spiny, I dont have time to up on all this trivial Urban ledgend, cigar bid post,BS. I have a life and things like this just slip past me I guess."""

I see you don't let that stop you from passing off useless tall tales as facts.

"""Im sorry that I wated your precious time so that you had to read that twice. """

It's OK, your forgivin. Now try and use that search feature next time. The Good people of Cigarbid must have put it there for a reason.

"""Must be tough having to live up to your own standards. """

It's a struggle at times but I manage. Thank you for your concern.
BeatDragon
23 years ago
Your welcome
Robby
23 years ago
Like a piniata...
BeatDragon
23 years ago
hehehehehehe
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
Way to go Robby!

You have since forgotten how to spell a word you successfully negotiated just a few hours ago. (P-I-N-A-T-A).

(I think your Ritalin is wearing off.)
Robby
23 years ago
The more you talk, the more you reinforce my point! I love it!
BeatDragon
23 years ago
He'll never get it Robby
Spiny Norman
23 years ago
"""The more you talk, the more you reinforce my point! I love it! """

You have a point?

Quick! Someone call the Pope!

I think Hell just froze over!
BeatDragon
23 years ago
Is there an echo in here?
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