WHAT IS YOUR NEW NAME?

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Do you know who you are?

Pinky Barfchunks...

Loopy Gigglebrain

Snotty Gizzardtushie

Flunky Giggletushie

KC

Fluffy Liverbutt

Pinky Liverhead!! Hehehe! :>)

Mag

chim-chim waffle pants

Looks like crust waffletush

Seems we really DO have a 7th grade sense of humor after all...

This is too cute...

I can't wait to see Ximbumbero's...I already know what it is - LOL!

Gidget Bubblechunks

LOL - Thats much more becoming than HarleyDave 🙂

KC

See, now this is weird. There is another little thing like this that tells you what your smurf name would be. I was 'snotty boozer smurf'. I am beginning to notice an ironic pattern.

Booger Barflips

thanks Kevin, Thinking of changing it legally too. Think my bros that ride will accept it?

Loopy GizardBuns

Stinky Diaperhead. X

Falafel Gizzardfanny

LOL @ Stinky!!

I just realized I did mine wrong... Flunky Bananachunks here everyone. Get your Flunky Bananachunks...

KC