Pouncing?!? All that was was a humor stress test. It looked like he was going to fail, but then he passed with flying colors.


Pla, I put up a Bass joke too...keep reading...

What drummer jokes?

Denial is not just a river in Egypt Beat. Good attitude though. Keep reaching for that rainbow. 🙂

No thanks, I quit that rainbow reachin stuff years ago. I do have relapses from time to.....

WHHHHOOOAAAAA!!

Did you see that too!

Druggie !!! 😞

Dude pass me my cigar, coffee and whiskey so I can take this vallium.

thank all you guys for the laughs this morning.

i'm going to send this off to my son who is a real musician. that is, he gets paid.


of course, that is, after he sells a guitar

I read it Dr. But I've heard that joke long ago but instead of a bass player it was a polish guy, then it was a blond. Not a true musician joke IMHO.

My favorite one to tell is the difference between a gynocologist and a drummer. Same joke as your foot massage.

The one about the drummer knocking on the door got me lol here at work. That one I've never heard.

Then we'll go jam, duude.

It'll be KILLER!

ROCK!

(A 38yr old guitarist I used to be in a band with still actually talks like that...eeesh)

Real musicians have day jobs

plabonte,

There was this one too...

"A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears
the island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the
island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long
the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very
bad when the drumming stops."

At the end of the day, the drumming is still going and is starting to get
on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The
native looks as if he's just been reminded of something very unpleasant.
"Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up,
grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts "What
happens when the drumming stops?!!"

"Bass solo.""

O.K., now back to the biz at hand. Anymore musician jokes?

Skecth, that's the one I was talking about.

Pla, you sure you're not a drummer? Blondes and drummers ARE kinda the same thing!

Uh-oh, Doc. You spelled my name wrong. Don't give 'em any ammo.

What do you play, Doc?

Mainly bass, but 6 string too.

Doc plays the radio

Radio! Ever been to Tampa? I can tell you haven't! The "radio" stations here blow! With the exception of talkradio(sports/politics)the stations here have everything on a tape. It got to the point that you knew what song was going to be up next...awful.

Sorry Doc, that was a weak-ass jibe on my part. Im sure you have a stereo.

Dyslexia?

I was waiting for the drummer punch line.

Sketch was making fun of my disorder.

Mean ol' Sketch