^#184
See, that's the deal Brett. You're a noob, and as such, you're not expected to have an arsenal to fire back with. So the vets know they're already safe... well, usually, but sometimes you get return fire like targazj did. Or what that guy did to Boiler from the sandbox. But, I digress...
You get paired up with a vet who makes a reasonable request, probably 5-10 cigars of their choice. You can probably have some time to build up fundage or trade mac&cheese on the black market for cash. Once you've got their request ready, send it off. Then, grab your ankles.
It's pretty simple, really.
-Mike