Okay, that’s stupid.
But at least give me credit
This is not that easy.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


How frickin' hard is THAT?

Leave Jet alone asshat,
Give him a chance to redeem,
Pet your cat, Shawny.

Laughing my ass off
at this ridiculous thread
damn I need a life

What the f&*k is this
I post not knowing why
Not deep, laughing, sigh

MACS has disappeared,
Um, whiskey, tango, foxtrot?
Off to slumber soon.

Nutsack stuck to leg
Peel my pants off of my ass
Need to turn down heat

andytv TMI
my gut aches
I just farted

Just poured me some scotch
Have had some whiskey and beer
Head hurts morning

Lips are very chapped
Drinking chilled Labatts Blue Light
Sex not an option.

Giraffe in the bath,
Jello starting to gel, I
Need to shave him now.

sex drugs rock and roll
orgasims, halluinations
who will be the next

Tanks create drama
Then act like they are victims
What a bunch of ****

Victor is an ass
He helped create more drama
For no good reason


There's a couple of haiku's for you.

Knock that **** off, Shawn!
Even as a joke, stop it!
This is NOT the place!

gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay very gay
gay gay gay gay gay

I missed the fun. I should be allowed to catch up.

And you ain't the boss of me. LMAO!



Hey Lizardo - I thought you left? You're back?

Oh... joy.

never said i was...just following up your haikus with one of my own. did i not follow the 5-7-5 meter?

"36. Author: MACS Date: 01/27/2008 02:29 AM Reply


Hey Lizardo - I thought you left? You're back?

Oh... joy"


Ya, that was like a year ago (or more), and twice in about 3 days that you've brought it up. Did I do something to piss you off?

Once again why are you jumping my **** over a silly haiku thread? Granted my haiku wasn't very creative, but I was going more for the "you're a ****" humor that floats around this place on a daily basis. It wasn't directed at anyone, it was meant to creat a chuckle.

Body clock is jacked
Working nights is for vampires
But you gotta work

b burgess means well
Shawn's opinion is posted
we all move on now