Dirty Martini
with delicious Gordon's gin
Bolivars taste good

Getting old and tired
Really should take a shower
Don't feel like shower

go to bed dirty
cleanse yourself with the bed sheets
wake up clean, sheets stink

Sheets already smell
Smells like neighbors bad cologne
He's got damn cold hands

neighbor has cold hands
you should wear a warm sweatshirt
keep your shoulders warm

"Does someone make **** cream?"

#2, yea you can get it across the boarder in Mehico...

they sell it in gallons, it's whale sperm, but I don't know what the name's called that they sell??

Women use it on their faces... *Imagine That*?

Hog

^swallowed a toothpick
****ting a toothpick sideways
might just rip your butt

Andy having drinks
Hog pulling toothpicks from nose
That's entertainment

lots of martinis
watching the kids tomorrow
gonna lay on floor

12 hours of OT
I like making extra cash
I can buy cigars

Hey Shawn, you loser.
Are you working today, hmmm?
Pooped twice, no showers.

Dishwasher broken
doing dishes in the sink
I like this better

Andy some advice,
If dishwasher is broken,
Take her to doctor.

This place is a morgue
But no more controversy
Slow vanilla death

The Swedes in control
Crush the will to survive here
Watch Oprah instead

Careful hockey dad.
Are you selling for Thompson?
Chavez says 'you dead'.

Oh my f^*king God
This is so very addicting
must keep thread going

Wife seeing Aunt Flo
Too cold outside to light up
Man, I want a herf.

Hate to say all this
I have new information
Mattie's wife says stop

Mattie not smoking
Shawn and Dan roto-tilling
8track is drinking