Maybe Osama wasn't giving the texan a reacharoud and he was upset about that.


They can be whiny little b%tches you know.

^ and they also drink and drive while smoking cigars on harleys!

Is that part of the joke? I missed that.

Victor,

those liberal words were "I DO" at your wedding, at the military induction office and at the murder trial you served jury duty on. LOL!

BWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I must be missing a reference....

Or is my understanding that liberals:
1 - are married
2 - serve
3 - are on jury duty?

I must be missing something...

Texas threads are the best threads.

Maybe the Texas guy just wanted to teach them how to do the deadmans float.

25. Author: victor808

I must be missing something...


^ of course you are... but it's okay...

Well I know he wouldn't be saying that requirements for being conservative are: being married, serving in the military and serving on jury duty for a murder trial.

That would be just too stupid.


Anyhow, back to our jokes.


Two texans were arguing over who got to give Osama a ****, when Osama came down and said: "It's okay, you BOTH can give me a ****".

Then they danced.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

victor808 = adroomi



JonR

I think you focused on the wrong part of the joke, victor. It's supposed to show that Texans are clever. I know that to be a fact because several Texans have told me so.

If texans were that clever he would have realized he wasted his wish by asking the Genie to tell him more about the wall.

really stupid joke

If they are so clever, how come they didn't recognize they were standing next to Osama?


Okay, so a Baptist, A Buddhist and a Jew were sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat sprung a leak and started to sink.
The Jew screamed: "Oh my goodness! We're going to die!"
The Buddhist replied: "Oh crap, I wish I'd had sex!"
The Baptist screamed: "Oh no! We have to do something, I don't want to miss the rapture!"

Then Deus Ex Machina intervened, sodomized and beheaded all three.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Texans tell the best stupid jokes.

the reason it is funny is that he piggybacked his wish on someone else's wish. that is it. genocide was unnecessary as nothing (no one) was getting out. vic--you are smarter than to fall for the whole genocide angle. you are slipping.

No muslims were harmed during the telling of this joke

^ yes there was....

ok, i retract my statement

"enocide was unnecessary as nothing (no one) was getting out"

Even better. There was no reason to kill all of them.

Yay texans! Senseless genocide while hanging out with Osama!

Guys... of course I'm acting slightly obtuse. But this sort of crap gets posted here all the time, over and over again. This is done by people that aren't able to think on more than one level, and the posting of it and its "reinforcement" (as in, "haha great joke") simply makes all of us look bad.

Why didn't the original poster think of the women and children killed in the joke?
Why didn't the original poster wonder why osama was hanging out with the texan in the first place?
Why didn't the original poster wonder why the texan didn't just shoot osama at the beginning?

These are all questions that are conveniently ignored for the sake of the joke, but simply make every one of us look like an ass when we don't question it.

I heard this joke before but it was a Bears fan, a Vikings fan, and a Packer fan. The punch line had the genie flooding Minnesota though.