funny or serious...

my favorite of the day comes from the tom waits' song, "step right up":

"the small print giveth, and the small print taketh away!" 🙂

It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship or perservering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment it will not be created for years or even generations.
--Khalil Gibran

I'm your Huckleberry...

That which begins in anger, ends in shame...

"...they can kill me, but the can't eat me!"

"Perry, your a dead man"

The word of the day is Legs, help spread the word!

If common sense were really common, more people would have it.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler
--Albert Einstein

Where there's a whip, there's a way
--J.R.R. Tolkien

Yeah, I'm a geek...or is that a nerd

Dang Chipslave, you stole my line from Doc Holliday.

How about this one: "Nope, I'm not going to hit you. Like Hell I'm not!"

Winston Churchill: "Yes madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."


Homer Simpson: "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

Where there's a whip there's a way? If I'm not mistaken that is a song by Faster Pussycat.

When trying to describe something difficult "...is like trying to pick fly **** out of pepper while wearing boxing gloves."

Always have liked Sir Winston's quote "Yes Madame, I am drunk, but in the morning I will be sober,,,,,,,etc"
but it was used above, so how about:

"If there are no cigars in Heaven, then I choose not to go there" Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain

Charlie

Actually, I think that I gave the wrong info on the quote. The quote comes from the 1980 animated version of the book. The Faster Pussycat song is from 1989. Either is appropriate.

Forgot one of my favorites.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Ben Franklin

"May you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the Devil knows you are dead"

Charlie

Where there's a will, there's an attorney.

"Where there's a flip there's a flop"...john kerry 2004

"where there's a will, i wanna be in it." 🙂

"if you can't say something nice about someone, say it to me."

both from Steel Magnolias
(yeah, yeah, chick flick. but great zingers)

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

~Will Rogers~