Alright. I'll do it if nobody else will.
I blame George Bush for Chipslave's problem...
...no, wait, Howard Dean is responsible..
...no, John Edwards is so irritating that even my scalp itches...
no...wait...its really John Kerry with the orange body paint...
...I don't know. This is all sooo complicated.
Really, I blame Tom Daschle. No, wait, I meant Tom Delay.
...help. I've fallen and I can't reach my cigar!