An elephant with 3 balls. What do you do?
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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

how do you stop an elephant from stampeding






Cut off his stampeder

Q: How do you hunt for elephant?

A: Hide in a bush and make peanut sounds.

How can ya tell if a female elephant in heat has been in your bed room








Your mattress is missing and there's a dime on your dresser

LOL!!!

LOL, throw high and inside to the elephant to back him off the plate!

Charlie

What do you get when you cross peanut butter with an elephant?








You get either peanut butter that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

How do you get an elephant into a tree?

Take the "F" out of "way".

Email me if you can't figure it out (ryantpederson at yahoo).

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?











Pretty good hidders aren't they 😉

What do elephants use for tampons...







Sheep

There's no f in way!! (i.e there is no F'ing way)

hehehehe pretty funny.

Thought i'd post this so those who are intellectually challenged don't have to e-mail Ryan. 🙂

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they case hide in a strawberry patch.




Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?


So they can jump out an squash people.




Why do elephants stomp on people?

They like the squishy feeling between their toes

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?

They are both yellow
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Except for the elephant, of course.

-Wolfy

Okay, you people are gettin' too silly, so you deserve this!

How can you tell if an elephant's been in the referigerator?



















look for footprints in the butter dish!

oooh oooh oooh my turn.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous???







elephino

How do you eat an elephant?









One bite at a time.

El...depends, is the elephant on steroids?

whats gray and comes in gallons






not hard to guess after all of the above, now is it?

What's the black stuff between an elephant's toes?







Slow running natives.

ok, one more go...

What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?




Cinderelephant