(LOL at JonR too!!) Broccolli???
Didn't he direct the James Bond flicks?
What's he got to do w/Rick?

I know you're kidding Jon. I can laught at myself pretty easily.

I'm a dreamer, a thinker, speculative philosopher or, as my wife would have it, an idiot.

OK bloddy, I'll shut up now. Unless somebody else says something really funny. I might chime in again at that point. But until then, Mum's the word. I don't think RICK is gay because with that tin foil hat of his, it's obvious he has no fashion sense. Although he does have the devout "I Hate Bush" syndrome that the gays tend to have. Oh, wait, where was I?

Oh yes, shutting up. Actually, I'd think shutting down would be a more appropriate term. I've never done anything "up" and actually had it shut. Although I here in England that light switched flip up to turn off. So, I guess in England shutting up would make sense. Hey, and since your name is "bloody", I guess it all makes sense now! Madrid my ass, you're from MANCHESTER!!!!

Oh yeah, shut up.

OKAY!

IT'S OUT!!!

RED & ME ARE GAY!!!!!

And no, you won't find any of the pics on the net!


Oh, $h*T! Did I just confess that!?



Cexy...you rock! Don't ever let the bad (read: holier than thou) guys get you down...

...I did a few times, a it ain't fun! Always seems that someone has a chip on their shoulder.

:)

Marla

The important thing is that we derive pleasure from smoking cigars, sending cigars as gifts to good friends, and (best of all IMHBTAO) receiving the same from good friends. Now if we were to confess that we smoked our cigars only and exclusively through our nostrils (or God forbid, some OTHER orifice) THAT would be considered "over the top". It's okay if you're gay. But I'm not. Honest. Really!
badger

Cexshun, you are lucky that your wife is also your nurse.

Time for a hot bath, long johns, and meds.
Tomorrow you'll forget all about this thread.

Yeah, right! LOL!

Chip? Chip who? I thought he was gay....

and if Marla's telling the truth about being gay, I'm joining a monastery. One that has good cigars, though.
BTW, Cexshun, have you seen Marla's picture?
badger

chip SLAVE? AHHH! It makes sense now!

ps, no offense attended at chipslave.

Marla!! We were NOT supposed to let that get out!! Now everyone will be looking for those ... ummm wait there are NO pics on the web ... nothing to see here ... move along...... nothing to see.....

Chips not gay!
He's just very neat, a good dresser, and has a signed poster of Dr. Smith (Lost in Space).

Uh-Oh.

So if I read this right, everyone is gay, and cexshuns writing is so good (with the pimps, hos, mace) that it must be true?











I laughed out loud through this whole thread, very funny, and its ok that you all are gay, especially Lovelyred and E-Chick.
John L

"a signed poster of Dr. Smith (Lost in Space). "


now that's funny. that's hurt yourself funny. by the way, i had no idea rick was gay, and i hoped all along e-chick was gay. you know what? even if she weren't, she was at least bi in my mind. yeah, i know, i'm a pig. oink.

"I mean honestly, the story about loosing my virginity, my girlfriend emptying a can of mace on a prostitue, and running from a pimp would have tipped someone off."

It didn't tip me off???

I myself 'had' had simular life story non fictional happenings that could relate to that above story... many many moons ago...

I was one of those in an email that came across my inbox.. (I Will Not Divulge who sent it Nor who was on this email To: listing) however did I Forward it to anyone else "No"... Did I reply and add my comment "Yes"
"one to keep an eye on I'd say... and also Pray for..."
I said more but it pertained to one of the writings "Fun with MSCE applicants" and isn't relevent to this thread...

Did this change my thoughts on anything pertaining to you as a BOTL here on CBid "No"... do I still have a package that is long overdue waiting to be shipped to you "Yes" Do I enjoy reading your inputs on this forum and discussion with you "Yes" Am I going to shy away or treat you differently after reading all your writings.. "No"

Do I see potential this thread getting blown clear out of the water and doing more harm then good "Yes" am I going to add anything more to this thread.. "Nope"

Question though.. was that your GF/Wife you were writing about on that forum?? and was that your boss on the "MSCE applicants" article??

Hog

I am simply amazed and a little confused on why this thread was ever created...

Country

even though I have no clue what y'all are talking about I am still LMFAO

Oh and cexshun ya fairy(it is OK to be gay)meet chippy

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/lot.cfm?lotID=233806 

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000019910 

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000019066 

Doesn't matter why it was started, but was certainly funny. Glad you can take the ribbing Rob! Great stuff!

Dave

I'm kind of bothered by one comment.......
***My fiction was dug up when I was being investigated by other members.***

Why are other members investigating anyone?

I had a long reply typed up here, but I erased it to keep it short.

Russ, only 1 story on there is completely true. That's the one about my sister on fire. The pimp/ho story was based on factual evidence as far as a motel. Pimp/ho/mace, all poetic license. Thus, with all stories being fictional, all characters are also fictional. Do not confuse a story told in the first-person as truthful. As far as doing more harm then good, perhaps you should put the actions of the little anti-cexshun mailing list to the same standards.

0patience, that's an easy question. I vehemently argue with the CCC (Cbid Christian Coalition). A very small minority of them take things too far when confronted with opposing beliefs.

Dave, I have no problems taking a ribbing. People googling my name and digging into my other hoobies trying to find a justification for throwing stones crosses the line. That is a joke I cannot and will not take.