Thanks MAC, I'll look into it. There's a few huge boutique beer distributors around here that may have it, they seem to have everything. In the meantime, I'll return the favor with a recommendation of my own:
Old Dominion Oak Barrel Stout:
http://www.olddominion.com
It's not nearly as heavy as Guinness, nor is it as dark, but I'll be damned if it's not as smooth. They ferment the beer, then age it in bourbon casks with vanilla chips. And the best part is, it's just $23 a case here!