um... you need to get that stuff off your computer. Geez... what if the feds caught you with that... LOL

hmmmmmmmmm let me think about this one for a minute!

Charlie

LOL @ Chip!

(Those commercials stayed with ya, didn' they?)

Hope granma finished her paperwork on her own.LOL

Oops, sorry for the ThreadJack (Daniels),Slim.

Bloody,

she was actually a mathmeticina nad was able to work it out with a pencil 😉

they make pill's for that cuz...

As a matter of fact, just yesterday I was hurt. You can call it a "zipper malfunction". It wasn't quite like "There's Something About Mary", but close enough for me. And my wife wouldn't even kiss it to make it better!

i hurt myself today

to see if i still feel

i focus on the pain

the only thing that's real

the needle tears a hole

the old familiar sting

try to kill it all away

but i remember everything

what have i become?

my sweetest friend

everyone i know

goes away in the end

you could have it all

my empire of dirt

i will let you down

i will make you hurt

i wear this crown of ****

upon my liar's chair

full of broken thoughts

i cannot repair

beneath the stains of time

the feelings disappear

you are someone else

i am still right here

what have i become?

my sweetest friend

everyone i know

goes away in the end

and you could have it all

my empire of dirt

i will let you down

i will make you hurt

if i could start again

a million miles away

i would keep myself

i would find a way

First, you bring up your "meat sweats".

Then you tell us about granma's "mathmeticina nads" that you were able to work out with a pencil...

Chippo, you're beginning to give me the slimboli shakes.

Does NIH know that you are a medical pioneer?LOL!!

Shhhhhhh, I think that Ryan is serenading Slim.

So beautiful...

Damn you bloody...

I laughed out loud with that one. Everyone here thinks I am (more) crazier than usual... (c:

Hey Spadesman, are you a bleeder???

I hurt once, . . . when I broke my femur.

"Pain leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

--Yoda

-Wolfy

I keep getting William Hurt mixed up with that British actor whose name I can never remember, so I guess I don't really have the mixed up.

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Author: eleltea Date: 03/30/2005 11:35 AM

I keep getting William Hurt mixed up with that

British actor whose name I can never remember

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El ... how could you forget ol' what's-his-name ???

Strange Thread, but countryboy83's reply was FAH ... LMAO ...

I'm lost on this one??

Hog

I hurt once! thought i would add a little pain.lol Somethin i wrote between sips. Bad time, As much as we dont want to ever admit it, im sure a few of us have been there! Bit*h

KICKING AND SCREAMING

Time will tell, which way

The decisions that you make

The anguish in my heart

My love you selfisly take

Some days I feel as a flower

Others I bleed, though stuck by a thorn

Each day hope slips away

The thought of love, I learn to scorn

What is it about me

Is it my smile, is it my eyes

That makes you say you love me

Then within months, you learn to despise

My heart tears in pieces

I toss and turn in the dark

Searching for answers to questions

Another scar forms, forever leaving its mark

Each day I think im stronger

You call, my knees grow weak

The love you once showed me

Your caring love for the meek

This growing distaste for passion

Rips at my inner soul

You break me down piece by piece

As if some pre-conceived goal

Why do you not call me

With even the slightest kind hello

Five minutes out of your life

Would bring me from below

Not to sound cliché

But I acted like that “proposal was real”

That night I gave you a guilt trip

But god, your tears I could feel

I was not strong enough

To let you push me away

The taste of your tears

Told me that you wanted to stay

Im finally in a place

That I can turn and walk out the door

A tear runs down my face

I can tell you want me no more

My stomach turns with pain

I trusted you when you said

That you would not hurt me

But now your love is dead

Damn me for believing

Damn me for trusting you

Damn you for hurting me

For the love we had was true

My pen once again

Reaches out with feelings from within

Your heart you freely gave me

Your kind smile, your caring grin

We talked of many things

Some of love, some of doubt

A tense night of lust

I can’t imagine us being without

I sat with you at the fire

Our conversation ran from here to there

I looked across at your eyes

Your intoxicating beautiful stare

Babe I have to say

When you chased me in the snow

My heart felt so alive

I can’t imagine on day you will go

Maybe I’m just naive

That your love for me was strong

You would rather have nothing else

Or that’s what you wanted all along

What would life be

To wake up all alone

Rolling over to nothing

An occasional voice on the phone

I see part of you doesn’t want that

Your heart says, keith love me

But by the same token

Your soul yearns to go free

It’s a crazy time in your life

You may choose to go far away

Maybe the seed I planted

Will bring you home to stay

I don’t want to be that person

That holds you from your dreams

But my heart bleeds and aches

Sometimes it wants to scream

I don’t think people will ever understand

What I’m truly all about

I have so much love to give

My glowing flame, slowly burns out

Some day she will find me

There’s so much you haven’t seen

A love that goes beyond

Anything you could ever dream

Keith Moreland

good shot Ryan.. Johnny Cash....

Dwight Yoakam also sang one "It Only Hurts When I Cry"

It's a more beer drinking song LOL

Hog

Yo Slim:

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout

Down came the rain and washed the spider out

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again

Keep climbing Slim, keep climbing.

JonR

hog: that is actually a nine inch nails song, but cash did cover it.