Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and we'd all be doing K.P.

Very funny movie.

Stripes???

Good Morning Vietnam.

Millies favorite: Die Hard 2, Bruce Willis "Stack 'em, rack 'em, and pack 'em"

They're eating it, you pay for it.

Drill Instructor Hartmen on Full Metal Jacket after PVT Pyle got caught with Jelly Donut in his foot locker. .

You mean: "They're paying for it, you eat it."

"Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister."

"Private Pyle, you look like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, you know that?"

Yeah that's what I meant. gosh...man I'm all kinds of jacked up today. Thanks MAC...Michael

" This is my Rifle, This is My Gun ... "

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

And my favorite quote, although quite cheezy:

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?

Clubber Lang: My prediction? Pain.

"You could fly to Guam with those things"

And the BEST line of the flick...

Sgt Maj. Dickerson "Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer?! What does three up and three down mean to you?!"

Airman A. Cronauer "End of an inning"

"Sometimes people just explode. From natural causes."

Repo Man

From the Incredibles:

(Honey Best - Mrs. Frozone - is dressing for dinner when the Omnidroid mk X attacks the city.)

Lucius: Honey...where's my super-suit?

Honey: Uh...I put it away!

Lucius: WHERE is it?

Honey: WHY do you need to KNOW?!

[Lucius runs through the house apartment looking for his suit.]

Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about runnin' off and doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!

Lucius: The city is in danger!

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: "Greater good"? I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you're ever gonna get!

SHAZAM

you ccant beat Arnold for kisk ass one liners

like when he sticks the guy to the wall in pretator

with that big knife ans says "stick around"

or in commando when he impales the guy to the boiler with the big pipe and says

"Why don't off some steam Eric"

gotta love it

buck

Meat's meat and man's gotta eat! and It takes all kind a critters to mak Farmer Vincent's fritters. Both from Motel Hell.

I love these pearls.

"Ok, but if you're wrong you'll have to answer to the Coca Cola company" - Col. Batguano(Keenan Wynn)

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Clint Eastwood

And my fav:

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the united nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit, ever. They're like the vietcong-varmint cong. So what you gotta do, you gotta fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote." Bill Murray

"You look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob"

Dodgeball

"Strangers with this much honesty make me go a big rubbery one." ~ Narrator (Ed Norton), Fight Club

-or-

"In the event of an actual **** we cannot imply ownership, instead we must use the indefinate article "A" **** instead of "YOUR" ****." ~Airport Security, Fight Club

"A guy told me one time, 'Don't get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner'." ~ Robert DeNiro (Neil McCauley). Heat (1995).