lofty1
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Monday, May 9, 2005 12:56:00 PM
alright, i've just discovered that i hate most of you clowns. if there are any more of you that have the response of "hell, i've already had number 2. in fact, do it all the time," just keep it to yourself. you people make me sick.

yes, this is the "i hate rich people because i'm not one of them," syndrome. man, that's just not fair.

tw, bisexual means she'll be with men AND women -- ideally, you and another woman at the same time. i find it hard to believe that i really needed to explain that. i guess some folks are a little more sheltered than others.

teedubbya
Monday, May 9, 2005 1:05:00 PM
Lofty -

I moved from IA to MO. We don't have any of those thangs in Iowa. I don't know about Missouri.

In Iowa, I used to pollinate corn though.

usahog
Monday, May 9, 2005 1:07:00 PM
"You're thinking of asexual hog..." ahhh yea that too.. thanks for clarifying that one for me MACS.. I was having cold sweats as a clear off this Lottery ticket thinkin I'd have to sleep with an earthworm if I hit the numbers LMAO!!!! I got a D in Biology... mainly because I'd toss my frogs on the floor and stomp on them.. same results (getting to the insides) but without the knife ;0)

Hog

03screw
Monday, May 9, 2005 1:09:00 PM
I'll take the cash, the internet will suffice for the other 😉
Nathan_S
Monday, May 9, 2005 1:09:00 PM
"In Iowa, I used to pollinate corn though. " Best response ever
8trackdisco
Monday, May 9, 2005 1:35:00 PM
That's easy. I'd take the cash.

Why disappoint two women at the same time?

lofty1
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Monday, May 9, 2005 2:22:00 PM
that's pretty funny, 8track.
coda
Monday, May 9, 2005 3:27:00 PM
"Bisexual" means there's twice as many people she'd cheat on me with.
jackconrad
Monday, May 9, 2005 4:32:00 PM
I'll take the woman and rent her out when i'm not in the mood!
adroomi
Monday, May 9, 2005 5:31:00 PM
Bisexual means that she can cheat on you with twice as many people (as coda said), and nymphomaniac means that she's guaranteed to do it (with anyone and everyone she meets pert near).

I'd take the money. Then I could pay these damn Japanese bisexual women to quit following me around and coming over to my house at all times. I'm tired I tell you.....tired.

Cigarick
Monday, May 9, 2005 7:55:00 PM
"There - is - nothing quite as wonderful as money!"

Monty Python

jetblasted
Monday, May 9, 2005 8:31:00 PM
Do you know how many bisexual nymphos you can buy with all that cash? No Brainer . . .
nfldraftman
Monday, May 9, 2005 8:43:00 PM
$$$$$$$$$
tank71663
Monday, May 9, 2005 9:23:00 PM
SHOW ME THE MONEY !!!!!!
vfrtwice
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 3:41:00 AM
8track... THAT WAS FN HALIROUS!!!! the only one of us that was bluntly honest!!!

LMAO!!!!!! THAT WAS GREAT!!

Keith

Schmitty22
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 3:52:00 AM
money -cause i can but the nympho with with that 🙂
Buckwheat
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 4:50:00 AM
Money...it can buy happiness...or at least cigars.
blackfoot11
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 9:41:00 AM
cash
StogeeBoy
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 9:59:00 AM
The money.
luapdleifocs
Wednesday, May 11, 2005 10:46:00 AM
money. hands down