.. is false ....

Then your false statement would be false.

Its falsity also proves it true...aka proof by a reduction to absurdity.

I used to think I was indesisive...but now I'm not sure.

They say that smoking cigars (and other stuff) makes you apathetic - but who cares?

The only thing I don't like are ^falsies^. X

I've told you guys a million times not to exagerate.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

When you lie down with dogs

U end up with fleas and smelling kinda funny. X

Like lone wolfs and dark sharks...

JonR, that's not funny. That just plain fowl.

Have all you guys been eating PUNpernickle bread or are you just trying to PUNish us

Peas! Peas! Lettuce stop this madness. I've Bean having these visions.

Visions! Visions! We don't need no stinkin Visions. Jon(Pancho)R.

Mr. Mean...I like it! I hope this one I know won't get deleted for it's vulgarity but it's so jr. high and I feel most appropriate for this crowd! Here goes: "****, I **** hear you...I've got an ear in-****-tion...**** you puss-ibly **** a little louder?"

paging Mike Hunt, has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

Echick - you forgot the ending.. "Oh never mind, I'll finger it out."

Man that stands on toilet is high on pot.

Well I lobster, then I flounder...