I absolutely refuse to post in a thread as __________ as this one. Period. Oops

Rick.. that was a great funny..

and without further adoooo...


I confirm after further testing this weekend.....I will forever be a DIE HARD WADDER!!!!...dont like the fold... I just cant make it work!!!!

FOREVER A WADDAR..

V

I found after some analysis, that I am a FADDER (no, not a father - a fadder). I fold first and then do a twist-type thing to wad it. It is a strange technique that I unknowingly developed over the years. The twist must be to protect the fingers from "breakthrough". The convenience of folding and the protection of wadding. The best of both worlds.

Two questions come to mind as I poder you Folders out there.

How cheap is your toilet paper, and how hard are you guys wiping (if "breakthrough" is the concern)?

You aren't trying to remove varnish. Its just an arse wipin'.

On the subject of finger going thru the paper, It's the only piece of ass some people get...just a thought

I thought wadding prevented "breakthrough", not folding. Am I wrong?

Hmm, I thought it was the Folders that were most concerned with breakthrough.

I apologize for any folders that I may have offended.

How did I ever miss this one?

Or maybe I skipped it intentionally?

Folder here too. I wash my dickskinners after I go, because they were just in contact with my genitals and i'm sure nobody would want to shake hands with me if I didn't wash and I certainly wouldn't want to lick my fingers. So I wash after every trip to the facilities.

Um......... dickskinners?

military slang for your mitts, paws... hands.

(Pssssst. MACS. I think most people not driving a late model camel wash their hands after taking a dump. But I GUESS you and I could be the only ones).

puskarich,

EXACTLY!!! that is the exact same method i use. Somewhat of a organized "wad", with a twist. I find that if i simply wad there is no base for the wad and the wad doese not seem to stay in tact, and the whole wad falls apart leaving nothing but an unsuccessful wipe. BUT.... if i do the modified fold,wad... nothing but good things happen.. resulting in clean "dickstickers", and a sparkling arse!!!!!

LMAO.. WE ARE TRULEY NUTS!!!!

v

So is this the start of a fad?

Here's a question for yinz guys. How do you know when you are done wiping? Do you look at the TP or do you "just know"?

In the wild,I looks for very smooth rocks. X

Ya gotta look. Wipe til the paper comes back clean, I say...

Which begs the question - How does a blind man know when he's done wiping? Does he get his dog to look? 2 barks for clean, 1 bark for keep wiping?

over, under ppl will be shot on throne!!

fold

HEHE!!

dd

Got to take a look. Because then you know you are done and if you see blood, you have a heads up you either have roids' or you should maybe see a doc.

23. Author: puskarich Date: 09/16/2005 01:50 PM Reply
I wish I had one of those toilets that squirt the water on your bunghole. What are those things called?


A used waterpik from a garage sale works just as well!
A little duct tape to hold it under the seat, aimed appropriately, works like a charm.