Ladies and Gentlemen,

I wanted to write to inform you that my demise is near due to your influence. Yes...it is true...I have bought so many cigars off of CB that:

1.) my girlfriend thinks that I love cigars more than I love her.

2.) my friends tell me that I spend too much time on the internet (on CB!)

3.) and...above all else...my HUMIDOR IS TOO FULL TO FIT THE LAST SHIPMENT!!!

I hate you all...

i think the only solution is to give away all of the 'gars and start over. you could show your girlfriend how you love her ( really ). and make room in you 'dor at the same time. and you would show all of us how your'e reformed, that you really like us after all, etc, etc.... just send each of us posters 1-5 sticks. all will be well

It's great to be loved!

Barry

And you think you are the only one in this situation?

We hate you also.

You can send excess cigars my way!!!

Charlie

Don't forget...send them to me by midnight tonight and we'll add 10 Ginsu knives AND offer to pay the postage! That's right...COD! Send them to me! Remember, midnight tonight!

This message was brought to by the He-Man Women Hater's Club. Thank you!

1. Maybe you girlfriend is more astute than you give her credit for

2. They're really not your friends, we are

3. I have found myself in that situation, I have a solution....buy more humidors

Hope this helps

A very nsightful and incisive response from SammyDaddy ... he's offered a succinct summation of the solution to your problems which, upon reflection, don't seem so terrible after all.

Buy that man a cigar!

The girl has to go. Sorry.

Make a coolerdor!

Allright, I'll take the girl and 11 of your finest cigars, thats my final offer.

You can tell by the way I walk..........Leon

You need to wake up. You DO love your cigars more than her!

Come live at my house...no prob!

SammyDaddy's new handle is "Bodi"

Ok, Ok...I give...what does that mean?

Sorry, it was an obsure reference to the movie Point Break where Patrick Swayze was called "Bodhi" short for Bodhisattva (a being who compassionately refrains from entering nirvana in order to save others, i.e. a guru)

It was a very obscure way of saying that I liked your answer to this poor guys question.

PMoreno, are you a dharma bum?

LLT, not really, I just tend to the obsure. Some part of me thinks it is funny. (my wife is always telling me that I am the only one who thinks I am funny).

pathos!

PM is no dharma bum, hes a desolation angel.