Picture this, for example. Young gay Casius Clay comes home to the wife, young Mr. Tyson.
Tyson: Casius!? What's all this Cbid business on the Visa bill. You know we can't afford that type of thing on our budget.
Clay: Look Mike, I don't ask for much. I train hard, don't drive expensive cars, cut me some slack, ok?
Tyson: I'll cut yo azz slack alright, spending money we don't have on crap like this ...
This is exactly why gay marriage must not be allowed. It would throw the universe into chaos.