Crack will make you old, fast.

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Stinkdyr wrote:

Growing old is inevitable.... Growing up is an option.... 🤣

DrafterX wrote:

I think of 70 as truly old. Although I doubt I see it. My old man died at 61 and most of his brothers died before him. I've had very few relatives live to be over 70. NONE on my Dad's side.

Although...I've known people in their 30's that were older than dirt. In some ways, age is what you make of it. I still fuq around and think fart jokes and the word "turd" are funny. You gotta keep laughing. give that and you may as well go ahead and die.

JadeRose wrote:

The test of Old Dude status is as follows: If you purchase Just For Pubes to keep the grey away because your dong looks wrong, You are an old dude. If you are attracted to the daughter the mother and the mother's mother, you are an old dude. If you have more hair on your ears and shoulders than your head, you are an old dude. If you can remember before seat belts we mandatory, you are an old dude.

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