^Mmmm Lancaster, sounds to me that you have a fetish or two or even three? I am sure that you can find what you need in the 'sip as simple folk there have had to improvise with what they had for generations to entertain themselves.
For example,you could use the ball from the flush mechanism in your toilet and the radio antenna off that 72 Buick skylark thats out back.
Just make sure you share your safe word with your partner as you don't want the fun to get out of hand...
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