I heard Magwitch is really Pedro's Lawn Service...

LMFAO

Haven't you smoked with magwitch, frankj1??

And the biker one was good too.

Good post.

No, jimbud is magwitches smoking bud. My bad.

understandable mistake, apology accepted. People often confuse me with successful attorneys from Connecticut.
hey, Jimbud is back!

That one is my favorite of the magwitch stories

The biker story was fabulous.

Home depot as well.

I should have been nicer.

The one that got deleted was his spewing about how unsightly the CigarBid Customer Service ladies are. That's why it was deleted. These ladies work very hard to fix your issues. For him to unload with his brand of 'humor' was unacceptable.

People censored Galileo, daVinci, and sir issac newton too. All leaders in their field. Like magwitch.

=d> =d> =d>

[whip]

These boards could use a little Mags!

This magwitch is a beast

The guy was crude but funny. The "Familia!" thread was a classic.

https://www.cigarbid.com/FORUM/c/posts/362160/Familia 

This was probably his best yarn. Some of his quick hitters were good, but this was a tight longer post. He always tried to walk the censorship line. Sweetie and the Vagos probably crossed it. But that thread was deleted. Epic Nausea at Applebee's is also lost to posterity. A couple other threads are now only distant memories.

magwitch threads are the shiet! thnx for the topper

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Mrs, Mcghee was my favorite but I also was partial to this one: Note...I've edited it a little as it WAS pretty mean spirited but it doesn't retract from the story. The OP was a picture of a FOG's CHILD for god's sakes.

"Mon dieu! Would you look at the mug on that kid. Reminds me of a 6 month assignment I had in Kolkata, India back in the late 90s. I was drinking the local hooch which was a rice-based liquor called Yu. It tasted like it was filtered through a dirty woman's underwear. We had howler monkeys in the neighborhood. They were a mischievous and surly lot. Sometimes they'd hide up in the tree above my apartment door and shriek while raining monkey scat down on me. I started trying to lure them in by putting banana or apple slices on my window sill. A horrifically ugly black one--whom I eventually named Drek-- started taking them. Then I started putting them in bowls of Yu that I'd put just inside the aparment. Sure enough, Drek got bold enough to come right in. After a while, I'd skip the fruit part and just put out bowls of Yu. It didn't take much to get Drek drunk. He probably didn't weigh much more than a cat. I learned not to give him too much as Drek proved to be a mean drunk. Once, after 3 bowls of Yu, he whipped a can of Sterno at me and caught me in the temple. When he was just buzzed he was pleasant though. A pie-eyed grin would come over his face and we'd just chill. I recall he really liked Pearl Jam. Anyway, looking at Baby **** horrific grin brought back fond memories of Drek. Praise God he's not a girl or I suspect he'd be livin with Mrs. ***** well into his 40s.

Warm regards,
Magwitch