I thought FGM was the King of all the Noobs

Naw, he's the King of all Old Farts.

Well Tony was a noob when he took it over. He passed it to me and I was a noob/donkey/nood. I then passed it to Erika. She gave it to TJ ofr a short tiume till she handled some things as she was not around. Then she took over again and then busy with life trials and tribulations that I pray she is handling with HIS help.

I would have to say this needs to be passed on by a vet to ask a noob to do so. If he agrees, he will be the NEW KING of you a$$ donkeys. Then he can pass it on one day as he may or may not become a FOG/vet. There is a vote to becoming a vet at the conclave.

See below:

At this Conclave, many things are decided. Other things are discussed. Cigars are smoked. A few names are proposed for potential memebership.

This is all my sacred vows allow me to divulge. I can tell you that rumors abound. Virgins sacriced. Bonfires. Thinking juice.

In all my years, I have never heard of a brother or sister being nominated for membership. The Conclave is aware of all things that pass and selects the candidates based on merit, other secret attributes (rumor has it that the ability to smack a Noob hard factors in here, but no one is talking) and grouchiness. We do know from reading an ancient text on the subject written by Antinonious Harculeous and recently translated by Pliny that if the grouchy quotient for a candidate is considered excessive, they may be voted into FOG status immediately. We saw this occur with Grampa.

I do hope this helps to clear things up. I have to be very careful what I say. Every once in a while, someone disappears and then they are never heard from again......




T33Bone

a.k.a.


Tuck

Darn noobs, they know nuttn I say. 😣

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That's freakin Awesome!!!!!!

He is the peanut king!

Erica is the one who has to choose, not u. She has alot going on and she just had noobs gathering for troop bombs. So leave her alone

I haven't been gone a year.
I hereby pass crown to Busa.

Election over. Donkey King Busa- your donkey crown and donkey ship tomorrow;)

True FGM King of all Old Farts Earl of Peanuts

Queen Erica has not been absent - she just cannot visit as frequently as she did in the past, as she occupied with much bigger issues in her kingdom at present. Anyway, many in her last crop of noobs were so spiritless that they slept through most of the noob campaigns. We seem to have a frisky, feisty bunch right now...hmmmmmm
Can the court jester fit the crown over his jangly hat? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jester DOES have his finger on the pulse of the noobdom, with OpNBC and all, and IS familiar with the ways of the noob court...hmmmmmmmm.......






HUZZAH KING BUSA!!!!!!
(You'll have to photoshop a crown on that avatar now LOL!)





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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!! (not me - the other one. Well, ok - I wanna live long too, but I'm talking about Erica right now...)

Nice weekend avatar to play with Jaime.

Thanks

Holla

LOL^^* BUSA?? all the noobs are going to be up at 3am talking about Jizz in other guys pie holes... LOL!

Good choice...

Give it to Busa, within 6 months he'll have all of the noobs out of line.

Haha! Busa cracks me up man... Always look forward to him and Smoketraxx talking smack about my wife... LOL!

Woop woop.......













On your wife

Haha...

If you thought the noobs were out of line before, it will only get worse now.

Long live King Busa.

Hahaha

Ill be getting hold of all boobs soon