Welcome, since you've been smoking a while you may know a lot more than most noobs but here is an intro...
Welcome to the nut farm!
A few things to remember:
If anyone asks you to choose between pancakes and waffles, remember it's ALWAYS pancakes or it could be waffles…who knows? Also, there is a big debate regarding cello on or off…cello on always!
If you misbehave, Trish will spank you.
FGM is NOT the only sane one here…but they are rare!
Wheelie is 5'11". Really! Honest!
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/612357/NEWBIES-INFO-PLEASE-READ-v-2-1-3
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/626134/THINGS-TO-KNOW-IF-YOU-ARE-A-CIGAR-NOOB-REPOSTED-FROM-TRADES
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/626198/n00b-PIB and start making small trades with your fellow NOOBS.
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/625484/NOOB-TRADE-THREAD-40
If you make it that far, you are well on your way to becoming a full-fledged azzhat! It will take time, but with perseverance, you can make it! Smoke’em if you got’em…they will make more!
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