Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to
dharbolt
12 years ago
wheelrite
12 years ago
My Broad gets wet watching me smoke a cigar,,

that's why,,


wheel,,,
gae9jang2j
12 years ago
stogiemonger
12 years ago
Return to forum without posting.
danmdevries
12 years ago

u drunk?

gae9jang2j wrote:


Gettin there.

Training crunch time. Beerfest is Saturday.
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
Not drinking. Just reminiscing on the recent past and how much time I've had for more than the occasional stick. Thought I'd share part of the thought. But then again, we all know what think did
frankj1
12 years ago

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:


little girls AND children? mutually exclusive subsets? me spidey sense is tingling.................j/k, I hope!
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
You knouu you're Spider-Man when...you got it
Thunder.Gerbil
12 years ago

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:



Wow. You must smoke some really shitty cigars.
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
All in a good way. I've had my bad ones but no, really, yumm
youngra
12 years ago
Because they are good enough, and smart enough and doggone it, people just like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stuart Smalley)
Palama
12 years ago

Because they are good enough, and smart enough and doggone it, people just like them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stuart Smalley)

youngra wrote:



😂 😂 😂
limochas
12 years ago

Well, there are other reasons than what is to follow but here goes:

I don't know of any other way to get punched in the throat in a way that makes my tongue tingle while I breath leathery butter out of my nose and makes the back of my eyes rest that leaves my body satisfied and my mind at ease that is both legal and offensive to only little girls and children. Oh yeah, and the other folks doing the same thing ain't so bad either. Oh yeah, and cause I want to

Puffnstuff79 wrote:




Poetry
JadeRose
12 years ago
Do you like the big ring ones? You smoke those because you like having something big, dark, veiny and girthy in your mouth.
delta1
12 years ago
And which leaves an oily and foul tasting wet substance in your mouth...
wheelrite
12 years ago

My Gimp has a large gauge johnson.

JadeRose wrote:




oh my

wheel,
Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
I just miss my binky
itsawaldo
12 years ago
Relaxing
Self reflection
Decompression
Mood enhancer
Keeps bugs away
Keeps wife away
Hides GF cologne
Keeps dog close (miss my smoking buddy bad!)
Gives me time to drink more
Enjoy the aroma
Camaraderie of the leaf- you know all that heavy stuff us guys are not comfortable talking about and can be addressed by a simple caveman grunt of greetings and talk of sports.

Puffnstuff79
12 years ago
^keeps kids at bay. "Can't climb on me while I have this, we don't breath it in."
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