QMPASH
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11 years ago
Some of you guys occasionally write posts where you think you may have been ripped off by CI or C-bid in one way or the other. I just came off a site which I can't mention because of the rules, but the name starts with an 'F." It listed a closeout with a Partagas Black Label and, next to that was a bar that said, "Click here for cigars with similar characteristics." So I clicked. What came up? A lot of cigars and, among them were, Dutch Masters, Acid Kuba Kuba and Phillies. Now, I would only give Phillies or Dutch Masters to an enemy and, I would have to hate them really bad in order for me to do this. And, there is no way that a Kuba Kuba tastes anything like a Black Label. This was ad copy strictly for noobs and especially naive ones at that. [ram27bat]
danmdevries
11 years ago
But they are similar. They're cylindrical tobacco or tobacco-like-product filled, consumed by applying flame to one end. I dont see the issue
chazbo
11 years ago
Where have you read where folks got ripped off at c-bid or CI?
mikey1597
11 years ago
"If you like your Insurance plan you can keep it".


obummber
99cobra2881
11 years ago
Does this hobby and these websites really piss you off this badly?

You had a post yesterday similar to this, if these sites are so bad go back to paying $70.00 at a B&M for a mazo of flor de olivas and $9 per stick that can be had here for $3 per.

Just sayin' I don't really understand what your gripe is?


Abrignac
11 years ago
You can't save the world if the world doesn't want to be saved.

It's pretty obvious that some cigar ad copy is misleading at best. Perhaps there is a need for a cigar ad copy advocacy group.

Where do I sign up???


:-({|=
bs_kwaj
11 years ago
That's why you come here.. to find out that Gurkhas suck and Tatuajes rock. Everything else is just fluff.


o:)



[sarcasm]





KingoftheCove
11 years ago

You can't save the world if the world doesn't want to be saved.

It's pretty obvious that some cigar ad copy is misleading at best. Perhaps there is a need for a cigar ad copy advocacy group.

Where do I sign up???


:-({|=

Abrignac wrote:


yes - which is why I'm now offering Cigar Ad Translation Services for the n00bs, and the slow learners who have been here a while.

Simply pm me the ad you want translated, and for $5 (PayPal) I will PM you back the real translation, so you'll know exactly what you're in for.
$5 may seem a bit much, but when you consider what it will save you in money wasted on inferior cigars..................it's truly a bargain.
gryphonms
11 years ago
Grow up and quit whining. Ever heard if the phrase "Let the buyer beware."? All this ongoing drivel about rip off, and lie is exactly that, drivel. For good measure throw overbids and slow shipping in there also. If any of these bother you enough then go to your local B&M and pay MSRP for your cigars. If not then enjoy Cbid for what it is. An internet retailer of cigars at a greatly discounted price if you are smart enough to not overpay when the masses are.
SaintAccardo
11 years ago
Because you bought a Partagas, which is a horrible cigar, they realize that you're either an idiot newbie who has never had anything better than a non cuban partagas, or you're just a cheap **** who goes against his best thinking just to save a buck. Either way your purchasing decision kinda ropes you into the classification of "moron without a pallete" so hence the suggestions for Swishers, Kuba Kubas, and Phillies! Are you really that stupid that you don't get this? You fuckers on here who like to post and act like you're some refined gentlemen just kill me and I laugh my ass off at pretty much all of you. This site is full of dork tools who fill their lives with beating off to Internet porn, gaming with their stupid headphones with the attached mic on them, talking to their gamer-**** friends, inhabiting every cigar forum on the net and bidding on **** missiles from Cbid and CigarMonster. I don't know what it is about cigars that has attracted just about every **** tool-assed dork from this newer generation but I remember a time when men smoked cigars and were real men, not the emasculated, testosterone-starved, liberal minded, over-educated idiots but it makes me not want to associate with anyone who is into cigars. I mean look at StogieGeeks and Cigar Federation.......COMPLETE **** TOOLS!!!!!!! And it seems that it's guys like this that comprise pretty much the majority of modern day cigar smokers and it makes me sick. And most on here wouldn't know a good cigar if it hit them over the head. I mean to even ask the question "What cc are smoking good ROTT??" Just shows how **** stupid and unrefined your palletes really are. To even think about smoking a cuban cigar with any less than 5 years is like throwing money and cigars away! Just shows the prevalent idiocy that pervades this and every other cigar website and store in America and around the world. **** all of you, ya **** tools!!
themunmypaw
11 years ago
Over-educated... aka smarter than you?
crgcpro
11 years ago

Because you bought a Partagas, which is a horrible cigar, they realize that you're either an idiot newbie who has never had anything better than a non cuban partagas, or you're just a cheap **** who goes against his best thinking just to save a buck. Either way your purchasing decision kinda ropes you into the classification of "moron without a pallete" so hence the suggestions for Swishers, Kuba Kubas, and Phillies! Are you really that stupid that you don't get this? You ****ers on here who like to post and act like you're some refined gentlemen just kill me and I laugh my ass off at pretty much all of you. This site is full of dork tools who fill their lives with beating off to Internet porn, gaming with their stupid headphones with the attached mic on them, talking to their gamer-**** friends, inhabiting every cigar forum on the net and bidding on **** missiles from Cbid and CigarMonster. I don't know what it is about cigars that has attracted just about every **** tool-assed dork from this newer generation but I remember a time when men smoked cigars and were real men, not the emasculated, testosterone-starved, liberal minded, over-educated idiots but it makes me not want to associate with anyone who is into cigars. I mean look at StogieGeeks and Cigar Federation.......COMPLETE **** TOOLS!!!!!!! And it seems that it's guys like this that comprise pretty much the majority of modern day cigar smokers and it makes me sick. And most on here wouldn't know a good cigar if it hit them over the head. I mean to even ask the question "What cc are smoking good ROTT??" Just shows how **** stupid and unrefined your palletes really are. To even think about smoking a cuban cigar with any less than 5 years is like throwing money and cigars away! Just shows the prevalent idiocy that pervades this and every other cigar website and store in America and around the world. **** all of you, ya **** tools!!

SaintAccardo wrote:




Someone is trying too hard to make friends around here LOL.

How about some paragraphs next time or some farkin cliff notes!
hinzna
11 years ago
I'd rather be an over-educated idiot than a sad, lonely sack of crap that gets their sense of fulfillment from bashing people on online forums. What's funny is, the fact that you took the time out of your morning to post that means that you are exactly the kind of person that you claim to hate, and you sound like a gigantic tool. This site is full of good people who don't have to act like a pompous Douche to enjoy a cigar. If you're so wrapped up in your "distinguished palette" (a word that you can't even spell correctly) that you can't enjoy the company of others, I honestly feel bad for you.









You are a pretentious Weenie.
themunmypaw
11 years ago
I think the only thing saintaccardo smokes is bologna.:-k
QMPASH
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11 years ago

Because you bought a Partagas, which is a horrible cigar, they realize that you're either an idiot newbie who has never had anything better than a non cuban partagas, or you're just a cheap **** who goes against his best thinking just to save a buck. Either way your purchasing decision kinda ropes you into the classification of "moron without a pallete" so hence the suggestions for Swishers, Kuba Kubas, and Phillies! Are you really that stupid that you don't get this? You ****ers on here who like to post and act like you're some refined gentlemen just kill me and I laugh my ass off at pretty much all of you. This site is full of dork tools who fill their lives with beating off to Internet porn, gaming with their stupid headphones with the attached mic on them, talking to their gamer-**** friends, inhabiting every cigar forum on the net and bidding on **** missiles from Cbid and CigarMonster. I don't know what it is about cigars that has attracted just about every **** tool-assed dork from this newer generation but I remember a time when men smoked cigars and were real men, not the emasculated, testosterone-starved, liberal minded, over-educated idiots but it makes me not want to associate with anyone who is into cigars. I mean look at StogieGeeks and Cigar Federation.......COMPLETE **** TOOLS!!!!!!! And it seems that it's guys like this that comprise pretty much the majority of modern day cigar smokers and it makes me sick. And most on here wouldn't know a good cigar if it hit them over the head. I mean to even ask the question "What cc are smoking good ROTT??" Just shows how **** stupid and unrefined your palletes really are. To even think about smoking a cuban cigar with any less than 5 years is like throwing money and cigars away! Just shows the prevalent idiocy that pervades this and every other cigar website and store in America and around the world. **** all of you, ya **** tools!!

SaintAccardo wrote:



You are living proof of what a lack of education, not to mention manners and respect, can do for a person. Will Rogers wouldn't have liked you. 🐴
QMPASH
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11 years ago

I think the only thing saintaccardo smokes is bologna.:-k

themunmypaw wrote:



I think you meant "Tube Steak." You are much too kind.
SaintAccardo
11 years ago
Again, nothing but toolish, follower remarks. Keep hanging with your box-pass geek friends and trading with your gamer **** buddies. I love how idiots will turn what someone posts around anyway they can to make it look like they're the ones who are right. You can't escape the fact that you're a **** tool and thats the bottom line. Have fun smoking your sh#t missiles you got a "great deal" off of Cbid and your ROTT cubans ya morons! Ha ha you all make me laugh my ass off. Nothing but a bunch of stupid, beggar-assed idiots who try and mooch cigars or idioticly send "bombs" to other idiots they don't even know only to be accepted on some stupid f $/king forum. And I'm the tool?? I don't expect you stupid sheep to agree with someone who's attacking you but the fact remains....tool, tool, tool, tool, tool!!
SaintAccardo
11 years ago

I'd rather be an over-educated idiot than a sad, lonely sack of crap that gets their sense of fulfillment from bashing people on online forums. What's funny is, the fact that you took the time out of your morning to post that means that you are exactly the kind of person that you claim to hate, and you sound like a gigantic tool. This site is full of good people who don't have to act like a pompous Douche to enjoy a cigar. If you're so wrapped up in your "distinguished palette" (a word that you can't even spell correctly) that you can't enjoy the company of others, I honestly feel bad for you.









You are a pretentious Weenie.

hinzna wrote:




No, I just really look down on idiotic tools that have no life and this site IS their life! Look at my post count ya f $/king tools! I don't hang out here but come to read for entertainment purposes, which it is really good for. You realize that others really do not have much of a life beyond worrying about their rh, how many hours and minutes they should "age" some s $/t missile. It makes me laugh at all of you absolute prime-time tools!
tonygraz
11 years ago
Sounds to me like an anti-social basement dweller wanna be elitist.
QMPASH
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11 years ago

Sounds to me like an anti-social basement dweller wanna be elitist.

tonygraz wrote:



Basement level sounds like it is too high for a bottom-feeder like this one. Try whale-poop. =d>
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