So I go downstairs to find a large, feral tom cat rubbing his face on the cat door. When he saw me, he bolted, but the humane trap has been set up with some salmon in it.

Phoebe has already been caught in that trap, so she knows better. Homeboy doesn't and when he gets caught, he's going to Lake Skinner (where the coyotes will eat him).

😟

Samon..... for a feral cat.

My family doesn't get salmon.

Friggen aristo-cat.

Just saying:-k

It's a can of friskies salmon. $.53 at Petsmart. A can of tuna is 3 times that.

😟

Have tried it a few times. Tastes funny. I almost wrote Friskies a letter.

Instead, I just laid down in the sun and licked myself.

.......................... Look! ....... Over There!.............. A baby wolf!

Which reminds me of a joke.

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog sitting at the curb licking his ballz.

The first guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

His buddy says, "Well, you COULD, but you'll probably have to pet him first."

#-o

Thread Jack Off.

I rescued my cat 13+ years ago. She was about a year old, maybe a little older. She was spayed before I took her home.

She don't play those hide the salami with tommy games.