teedubbya
Sunday, March 15, 2015 9:42:37 PM
Sewn. Damn autocorrect
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Sunday, March 15, 2015 10:51:14 PM

You didn't have it seen shut did you?

teedubbya wrote:

Nah, it's kookifornia. Before you can adopt a stray from ANY shelter here, it has to be spayed or neutered. They take it to their own vet, or the vet of your choice, and you pick it up from there.

Mrs.Tank
Sunday, March 15, 2015 10:55:42 PM

Two Georgia fans were at Sandford Stadium in Athens, GA on a fall day before the start of the Georgia & Auburn football game. When the bulldog mascot, UGA, ran onto the field & stopped at the 50 yard line & started to lick himself, where dogs like to like himself. One bulldog fan said to the other, look at that. Dad-gum, I wish I could do that !! The other fan said, That dog would bite youuuuu !!!

jetblasted wrote:

I have a bulldog. He's not real good at licking himself.

Mrs.Tank
Sunday, March 15, 2015 10:56:22 PM
and no one will do it for him.
teedubbya
Sunday, March 15, 2015 11:40:56 PM
Just because a woman has her tubes tied or a hysterectomy doesn't mean nothing will go up there anymore. That's what I was trying to say macs. Lol.
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Sunday, March 15, 2015 11:52:13 PM
Yes, but it does mean lady cats will not accept anything up there. She's lost a fang fighting the dudes off.

She's a bad beotch.

8trackdisco
Monday, March 16, 2015 6:27:25 AM

Nah, it's kookifornia. Before you can adopt a stray from ANY shelter here, it has to be spayed or neutered. They take it to their own vet, or the vet of your choice, and you pick it up from there.

MACS wrote:

What if the cat is a LGBT feline? That type of sterilization is exactly what Hitler tried doing.

LGBT Cat Lives Matter!

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Monday, March 16, 2015 8:51:37 AM
Empty trap. Seems he wasn't hungry enough to fall for it.

S'awright. I'm a patient man... okay, no I'm not.

DrafterX
Monday, March 16, 2015 8:57:15 AM
Eagle might have got him.... pretty sure that's what happened to my wife's cat.... 😞
Buckwheat
Monday, March 16, 2015 9:05:10 AM
This thread is more entertaining than the 500 thread. +1 on the "circle of life" with the feral cat. Better than just being put down. 🌫
DrafterX
Monday, March 16, 2015 9:18:52 AM
ya... if the cat doesn't have a heart attack while being chased by the coyotes the swift and violent clamping and shaking of his head inside the coyotes mouf will get him..... .it's a good death.... 😟
ZRX1200
Monday, March 16, 2015 9:38:35 AM
BB gun MACS.

Or do you have to have a 2 week waiting period in Cali for those too?

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Monday, March 16, 2015 3:45:07 PM

BB gun MACS.

Or do you have to have a 2 week waiting period in Cali for those too?

ZRX1200 wrote:

I have a Crosman 2100 bb/pellet rifle. Homie doesn't stick around when he sees me, he runs like hell. I don't want to wound or scare him, I want his feral ass out of the neighborhood.

I'll catch him, and release him at the lake. He'll survive or he won't... I don't care because he'll be out of my 'hood.

jetblasted
Monday, March 16, 2015 3:50:29 PM
Maybe he can find fish to eat at the lake.

😟

TIGERCDW
Monday, March 16, 2015 4:04:54 PM
Maybe if Phoebe wasn't such a slut he wouldn't be hanging around.

TIGER

8trackdisco
Monday, March 16, 2015 4:38:30 PM

I'll catch him, and release him at the lake. He'll survive or he won't... I don't care because he'll be out of my 'hood.

MACS wrote:

Can you do that with the homeless?

jetblasted
Monday, March 16, 2015 4:53:58 PM
That would make victor happy.
Speyside
Monday, March 16, 2015 4:54:17 PM
Probably an illegal from Mexico. Isn't there a government program for them?
jetblasted
Monday, March 16, 2015 4:55:56 PM
So, he's already been through catch & release ?
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Monday, March 16, 2015 7:31:55 PM

So, he's already been through catch & release ?

jetblasted wrote:

Very prophetic.... he was in there when I got home. I was carrying the trap to my truck and he went ape-sh*t and somehow squeezed out of the trap door.

In my experience, he will not be going in that trap again unless he's starving. Fudge. I set it again, just in case.

Damnit. I'll lock my cat inside and poison his ass if I have to.

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