He'll be fielding similar questions for the next 6 weeks, and singing songs, as well.
Tell him that he and his fellow selectees need to be proactive. Find out what their chiefs want, and provide it before they ask for it. They should all have a sponsor... use that resource.
They need to start fund raising NOW. Car washes, hot dog sales, whatever... they'll need to raise some serious funds, so it really helps to start now. They need to learn songs, and sing them to the crusty chiefs before they are told to do so. Gilligan's Island theme song, and the Brady Bunch are hilarious... make 'em laugh, and they'll forget about effing with you.
When they go into the mess, if they don't already have a plan... they're effed for the day. Make a plan, as a team, and roll with it. Keep 'em laughing. Skits, songs, parodies, making fun of them (especially that... make fun of those old, crusty bastids... they enjoy laughing at each other).
They must work as a team. Same shirts, same shorts, same songs, same boxes, same everything. If one of them is told to drop and do 25, they better ALL do it... together, as a TEAM.
The sooner they get their sh*t together... awww hell.... they're gonna get effed with for 6 weeks. Tell him to have as much fun with it as he can. Every chance he gets to clown one of those old, crusty bastids... do it.
God, I miss the Chief's Mess!!
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