SMOKEYOU
Thursday, May 5, 2016 6:48:29 PM

I'll ask my driver what he does Trish.

ZRX1200 wrote:

I love crashing my Bugatti into the middle class.

Mr. Jones
Thursday, May 5, 2016 10:06:03 PM
Try driving a beat up 2000

Chevy Malibu

With 97K miles and no key fob unlocker...

Just a key...

WITH

Two broken rear windows,

No job or savings,

Forced into Medicaid and food stamps

By GANGSTALKING FBI-SSG AGENTS stealing your inheritance from your house

And You can't get a job due to

"WORKPLACE MOBBING" by SSG BRIBED EMPLOYEES....

YOUR LIFE IS A DREAM...

GET OVER IT...

BuckyB93
Thursday, May 5, 2016 10:47:39 PM
Couple kids were walking by my house tonight and I yelled at the whippersnappers to GET OFF MY LAWN! They just kept walking and gave me the cuckoo sign (twirling a finger around their temple).
frankj1
Thursday, May 5, 2016 10:58:20 PM

Try driving a beat up 2000

Chevy Malibu

With 97K miles and no key fob unlocker...

Just a key...

WITH

Two broken rear windows,

No job or savings,

Forced into Medicaid and food stamps

By GANGSTALKING FBI-SSG AGENTS stealing your inheritance from your house

And You can't get a job due to

"WORKPLACE MOBBING" by SSG BRIBED EMPLOYEES....

YOUR LIFE IS A DREAM...

GET OVER IT...

Mr. Jones wrote:

Winner!

Bucky, tell Mr. Jones what he has won...

Thunder.Gerbil
Thursday, May 5, 2016 11:36:07 PM

Try driving a beat up 2000

Chevy Malibu

With 97K miles and no key fob unlocker...

Just a key...

WITH

Two broken rear windows,

No job or savings,

Forced into Medicaid and food stamps

By GANGSTALKING FBI-SSG AGENTS stealing your inheritance from your house

And You can't get a job due to

"WORKPLACE MOBBING" by SSG BRIBED EMPLOYEES....

YOUR LIFE IS A DREAM...

GET OVER IT...

Mr. Jones wrote:

So you're saying that Uber didn't approve your application?

MACS
Friday, May 6, 2016 12:38:29 AM
I spent the whole day fishing, and didn't catch a damn thing.

To make matters worse, I hooked a 40-50 pound bluefin tuna on a jig... and after a few minutes it got off the hook. 🤦

(because my drag was set too light)

tamapatom
Friday, May 6, 2016 7:02:22 AM

I feel your pain, some cars don't even turn on the headlights when it gets dark, you have to use a switch. 🤐

Gene363 wrote:

I hate automatic lights. Ever try turn them off manually when you want?

DrafterX
Friday, May 6, 2016 7:42:14 AM
uhh ya.. there's a switch for that... 😟
dkeage
Friday, May 6, 2016 8:05:01 AM

Imagine what happens when the battery to the key fob dies....

shaun341 wrote:

Had in happen with my Bronco. It had a kill switch, so we couldn't even start it... 😣

On a Sunday. 300 miles from home....#-o

tamapatom
Friday, May 6, 2016 8:12:56 AM

uhh ya.. there's a switch for that... 😟

DrafterX wrote:

Mine stay on even when i try to turn it off while driving......sneaking up driveway and such.....maybe there is a trick to it.

BuckyB93
Friday, May 6, 2016 9:04:43 AM
My previous Focus had auto/always on lights. I wanted to disable it to extend the life on the headlight bulbs. The only way to disable it was to crawl under the dash and pull out a relay.... but to access the relay you had to unscrew a metal bracket thingy that covered it (I guess they didn't want to make it easy to disable that feature). I gave up.
Mr. Jones
Friday, May 6, 2016 11:31:24 AM
#23 BuckyB93

DO you live in the TWILIGHT ZONE ???

Is Rod Serling your next door Neighbor??

Kids of today don't even know about "that crazy

Temple twirling 1960's signage"....

It's ALL "CRAY CRAY" now....

It's ALL they say...

CRAY CRAY this

And

CRAY CRAY that....

Or

"Whack-a-doodle"

Oh yea...

And

"My Bad".... was one of their flash in the pan loser sayings' too.

On a more personal note:

I'm sorry Trish....

I KNOW your a great person, employee and

Much loved around here for a multitude of good reasons....

Sometimes ...other people's problems are so insignificant that they don't realize what other

People are really dealing With on a daily basis that are way more ominus and life threatening than a car key gripe...

BuckyB93
Friday, May 6, 2016 11:43:25 AM

#23 BuckyB93

DO you live in the TWILIGHT ZONE ???

Mr. Jones wrote:

Only if I take stuff too seriously then I get all CRAY CRAY and whackadoodle.

Ummm... also why do you expect kids of today to know about or care about a TV show that aired 50 odd years ago?

Anyway, the ground is finally thawed out here so it's time to go dig fresh hole and move the outhouse. Wahooo! A new $hit pit for the season!

DrafterX
Friday, May 6, 2016 11:45:46 AM
Are you gonna throw the old one in da garden..?? 😕
BuckyB93
Friday, May 6, 2016 12:12:13 PM
I would but it's full of chemicals and stuff so I'll just bury it. Plus I have 5 qts of used oil I need to spread on the dirt road, it helps keep the dust down and makes cool rainbows in the puddles when it rains.
DrafterX
Friday, May 6, 2016 12:16:15 PM
🤣
delta1
Friday, May 6, 2016 7:18:50 PM

I spent the whole day fishing, and didn't catch a damn thing.

To make matters worse, I hooked a 40-50 pound bluefin tuna on a jig... and after a few minutes it got off the hook. 🤦

(because my drag was set too light)

MACS wrote:

Mine was too tight 🤦

MACS
Friday, May 6, 2016 7:23:24 PM

Mine was too tight #-o

delta1 wrote:

We need to plan one of the 2 day trips out of SD!! Let's go fishing!!

8trackdisco
Friday, May 6, 2016 8:07:10 PM
First tee shirt night in 8 months. Couldn't decide which one to wear!

Settled on an aqua marine shirt from Washington Island.

Stressful times.

deadeyedick
Friday, May 6, 2016 8:41:22 PM
It's 84 degrees today and I'm sitting around the pool with a PSD#4 and a Storm King Imp Stout when I look down and there is a small bug doing the backstroke in my beer.

Life is a bugger sometimes.

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