Gene363
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 7:57:42 PM
Retroactive abortions, how about a FundMe site to pay for them?
frankj1
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 8:21:36 PM
retroactive abortions...you, sir, have a bright future in marketing!
MACS
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 8:27:45 PM
This is clearly a sign from the cow gods... they are not pleased.

Wait. Do they worship cows or the elephant with lots of arms?

dharbolt
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 8:57:10 PM
[quote=MACS]This is clearly a sign from the cow gods... they are not pleased.

Wait. Do they worship cows or the elephant with lots of arms?[/quote]

Yes

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, June 23, 2016 7:31:02 AM
Ban them?

Crap...they almost went to the Finals!o:)

gummy jones
Thursday, June 23, 2016 8:45:35 AM
[quote=DrMaddVibe]Ban them?

Crap...they almost went to the Finals!o:) [/quote]

same can be said for the thunder

i think its time to put them both on the shelf

for da calves of course

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, June 23, 2016 9:21:08 AM
[quote=gummy jones]same can be said for the thunder

i think its time to put them both on the shelf

for da calves of course[/quote]

Well, the Lightning DID play at the old Cow Palace!

jjanecka
Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:35:58 PM
All those cows would not have been there to die if only they would lift the ban on beef.
teedubbya
Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:43:33 PM
I hope lightning blows all the cows legs off and the price of ground beef goes down.
Buckwheat
Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:44:48 PM
Hell, if you think lighting is bad in India, try driving there. 😣
DrafterX
Thursday, June 23, 2016 2:52:28 PM
I didn't know you could... 🤔 🤔
Burner02
Thursday, June 23, 2016 3:14:35 PM
[quote=victor809]A well targeted abortion, like landmines, can solve all problems [/quote]

Was this an option for your mom?

Where would you be now if she had aborted?

DrafterX
Thursday, June 23, 2016 3:41:33 PM
A powerful tornado and hailstorm struck the outskirts of an eastern Chinese city on Thursday, killing at least 78 people and destroying buildings, smashing trees and flipping vehicles on their roofs.

The tornado hit a densely populated area of farms and factories near the city of Yancheng in Jiangsu province, about 800 kilometers (500 miles) south of Beijing.

Nearly 500 of people were injured, 200 of them critically, the official Xinhua News Agency reported. Roads were blocked with trees, downed power lines and other debris, while heavy rain and the possibility of further hailstorms and even more tornados was complicating rescue efforts, state broadcaster CCTV reported.

Film at 11..... 🤔 🤔

victor809
Thursday, June 23, 2016 3:56:40 PM
Oh nooooo burner has pointed out that if my mom had an abortion I'd be dead! It's like his deductive reasoning is unassailable.

.... Where is that rolled eyes smiley....

DrafterX
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:00:03 PM
You could be adopted... 😟
dstieger
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:04:34 PM
[quote=victor809]Oh nooooo burner has pointed out that if my mom had an abortion I'd be dead! It's like his deductive reasoning is unassailable.

.... Where is that rolled eyes smiley.... [/quote]

Would you be dead? Or would you never have been alive?

I'm full of cans of worms

victor809
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:07:58 PM
Did you know that if someone would have shot burner yesterday he would be dead? Dammit we must ban every type of gun ever!! It's to save his hypothetical past life!
DrafterX
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:09:29 PM
even potato guns..?? 😕
victor809
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:11:12 PM
If someone hypothetically shot his mom in the stomach with a potato gun while she was pregnant with him, where would he be? Huh? Dead!
DrafterX
Thursday, June 23, 2016 4:14:45 PM
They'll take my potato gun when they pry my cold dead fingers off my potatos... ðŸ˜