I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...

jjanecka wrote:

That's all I was wearing. Do you think that's why he messed up my order?

jjanecka wrote:

Only when riding naked on horseback

jjanecka wrote:

For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/

bgz wrote:

I drove my girlfriends nice new Volvo SUV all week while she was out of town then I had to go back to my stupid BMW car. Also I can't seem to find enough of the expensive whiskey I want to buy! First world sucks.

namadio wrote:

Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...

Hank_The_Tank wrote:

Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...

Hank_The_Tank wrote:

Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...

Hank_The_Tank wrote:

Wrong you smell like the fruit we knew you were.

SMOKEYOU wrote: