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opelmanta1900
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#21

Awesome first? Post.

I THOUGHT magwitch or Bloody....
But only nuances of them...

Sorry for your stroke , sounds like a very tough life aftermath.
Be careful of your cigar intake, moderation is best for everyone especially with your current
Situation.

Welcome.

I smoke 5 (Cinco) VEGAS 'A' , APEX size
Fonseca Aranas , any size
LaPalina any type or size
Super Premium 2nds any vitola ( size)
And various yard gars, too numerable to mention

Mr. Jones
I mock out my friend who wears pink shirts.

Mr. Jones wrote:

Personally, I like to mock out with my wife, but to each his own... I guess if I had to do it with a guy I'd make him wear a pink shirt too...

thurson
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#22

Welcome Ewok.

Smoke what you like and like what you smoke. 🌫

It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

jasecoff
Enthusiast

9 years ago

#23

Welcome Ewok. Never give up no matter what the doctors tell you!

As the flavors... I agree that 99.9% of them are just asshats trying to sound cool to their yuppy trust fund buddies. I watch reviews. Lots of them especially when thinking of trying a new cigar. There is only one guy that I typically "trust" but even he at times says some crazy crap. Just the other day he referred to the smell of a wrapper of manure..... Yes barnyard manure... and then went on to smoke it and say it wasn't bad. The point there is to take every review with a grain of salt because everyone is going to taste something different

Athought there may not be much help for making Gurks good in my opinion.. But your the one smoking it and if you like it, then to hell with what anyone else thinks.

Hank_The_Tank
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#24

Welcome to douche-land, enjoy your time here.

Don't listen to anyone here, buy all the Gurkha's you can get your hands on and enjoy the heck out of them. Keep up with the Acids too, while you are at it.

In regards to what people taste in a cigar...if they want to say they taste something unusual, more power to them. Nobody is impressed, although I do enjoy discussing flavor profiles with my buddies. Some of the things I taste frequently in cigars are: different spices/peppers (black pepper, cayenne pepper, etc), different nuts (almond, cashew, walnut, etc), leather, earthy/dirt flavor, green/grassy flavor, sweetness in different forms, creaminess in different forms (butter), different woods (oak, pine, etc), sometimes some hints of fruits or flowers, bread/toast, cocoa/chocolate and coffee/espresso.

My personal favorites are maduros and anything that has a strong spice to it. Most of my favorite cigars have been very spicy tasting.

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#25

Ewok...welcome to the asylum.

You're not an idiot, nor have you gone Full Retard. That is reserved, as you pointed out in your eloquent 1st post. That verbiage, vernacular and drooling antics are for those that haven't evolved yet. The pond scum that hasn't developed into an intelligent being.

It's tough having to slog through posts that mouth breathers type up. Always crying, moaning, desiring attention or wanting something from anyone. The very bottom tier is reserved for those that take advantage of the generosity of being a true BOTL. A Brother of the Leaf is an exclusive club.

With great anticipation at what you care to share here, I say Welcome. Post away. You have found us.

Don't go Full Retard.

DrMaddVibe wrote:

DrMaddVibe, I thank you sir for the "welcome". I have had to "slog" through many a post as such and tough is putting it mildly 😁So much so that I have even went as far as insulting their family and genetics... But my wife will freely admit I can be an **** lol... As far as BOTL, what I love the most is the comradery. It is very much an exclusive club but in all honestly it consist of the best men and women I have ever met in my daily life. Other than my wife... I had to throw that in just in case she sees this...I like having a roof over my head and a bed to lay in lol....

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#26

And DMV knows something about going full retard. 🌫

Welcome Ewok and as they say: "Life's too short to smoke crappy cigars."

I think you're doing pretty well as you can at least type a legible sentence which is a stretch for a lot of people around here including me.

Buckwheat wrote:

Hi Buckwheat, lol I will say that I go full retard sometimes, as far as DMV lol I have not been around long enough to throw my dogs in that fight hahaha. I will agree life is way to short as I have experienced as stated in my previous post. When one is not paying attention that is when life will put boot to ass and I am still digging out the boot laces. Now as far as the "legible" sentences go give me time I will screw that up at some point I am sure. Thank you for the welcome, I greatly appreciate it.

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#27

Hank_The_Tank wrote:

Hi Hank, (hangs head in shame and wispers) I have a desktop humidor full of Gurkha's, a fridge that has a shelf or 2 of Michelob and PBR Those are my moped... Its the ones I hide because I don't want no one to see me riding one lol...but just like the moped it is fun to ride.:-"

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#28

Welcome!

Speyside wrote:

Thank You Speyside, I greatly appreciate it.

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#29

Welcome! Sorry I missed your grand debut on the 2nd. And congratulations on the stroke! Are you kind of shakin' and jivin', Michael J. Fox style? Maybe we should call you " 'E-Dont-Walk (Well) 126 "?

cameroon wrote:

Hi Cameroon,

Thank you for the "welcome". I am not to sure I would call it grand but I do appreciate it.. as far as the "grats on the stroke"
well lets just say I spit coke all over my keyboard when I read that and my wife still has tears rolling from laughing so hard due to the "E-Dont-Walk (Well) 126 " she said "He should see you try to get in and out of the shower" Yes this is what I live with

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#30

That's a thinker...

opelmanta1900 wrote:

LOL not if you ask my wife but I do try, its just that sometimes it don't work out.

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#31

Mr. Jones wrote:

Hi Mr Jones,

Yes that was my first post other than a few to where I was answering some of the questions like "what was my worst cigar" and things of that nature. I do appreciate the empathy and yes I will have to be honest and say it is extremely rough now but I am also very great-full to be alive. As they say "Bad things happen to good people every day". I guess it was just my turn and such as life. I appreciate the list as I will be adding these to my"To try list" I typically only smoke 1 to 2 cigars a day. Last one is about 30 minutes before bedtime because honestly it relaxes me and also it helps to slow my brain down due to I am focusing on the cigar at hand. Now, you must go easy on the guys who wear pink shirts. I wear pink shirts as well. Mainly because my wife says I look good in them and also because she carries my balls in her purse.8-[

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#32

Welcome Ewok.

Smoke what you like and like what you smoke. 🌫

It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

thurson wrote:

Hi Thurson,

I thank you for the "welcome" It is great to be here. I would agree it does not matter what others think but being an academic I do love to look, listen and learn from others that have more experience. Granted not all are correct, or have the same taste but until I learn my "pallet" as they say, getting from others what they think can save me allot of money and butt hurt... But then again now that I think about it that could also cost me a lot of money and butt hurt as well uhh? Yes I was the idiot that held on to the spark plug on the lawn mower while another guy pulled the cord because he asked me to. Thanks Dad......

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#33

jasecoff wrote:

Hi Jasecof

Thank you for the welcome.

I do try to keep pushing on even though the Docs say no change expected. My life is what it is and I am great-full to still have it.

Now If my cigar smells like DODO, we going back to the shop to raise a little hell. LOL

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#34

I do hope I have replied to everyone. If not I do apologize. I just want to say thank you all for the responses and for any responses to come. I am very glad that I found this community and hope to learn from you all. Now to go spend my children's inheritance and bid on some of those cigars listed from the posts above. I think I am going to need another humidor.

Luke753
Aficionado

9 years ago

#35

Welcome Ewok, great intro. Glad your here, I believe you're going to fit in just fine.

🍺

gummy jones
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#36

Barnyard is a very common pre light aroma
And that's no bs

gummy jones
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#37

Dew covered daisies outside an ice cream shop not so much

thurson
Herf-A-Holic

9 years ago

#38

Dew covered daisies outside an ice cream shop not so much

gummy jones wrote:

You've never tried a Puros Indios.

[sarcasm]

Ewok126
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

9 years ago

#39

You've never tried a Puros Indios.

[sarcasm]

thurson wrote:

While standing in Victoria Secrets with my wife and she says "Hey hold my purse while I try on a few different panties. While standing there I got to thinking. Is there a cigar that gives the subtle notes of WD-40 with hints of Duck Tape mixed with the taste of burning rubber off of a drag car, Because I need something to make me feel like I got my balls back.8-[ 😲 😕 😕 🤔

burnem2
Aficionado

9 years ago

#40

Barnyard is a very common pre light aroma
And that's no bs

gummy jones wrote:

I actually love that aroma in a cigar.

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