Hank is laughable.

[quote=RMAN4443]Remember......We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.......isn't that your goal?[/quote]

Oh yeah, totally...I forgot........

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[quote=Hank_The_Tank]Come on....it is the Noob Militia logo...and it is in sharpie, not crayola markers...give me a little credit. I kind of want to make branding iron version of this and brand it onto my bomb boxes.[/quote]

Looks sinister in a childlike way.....

Hankie, don't waste your money on a branding iron, just hand draw this logo on the boxes. People would then get a very personalised bomb and a good laugh too.

Ya know... I thought this was dumb.

But in the end, it's kinda fun... I can see it being pretty fun if Hank gets his own personalized stickers to put on his boxes.

If you're amused enough by this to buy yourself stickers or a brand, you do it... screw the rest of em

^ this and a Hank bobblehead in every package.

[quote=Hank_The_Tank]No...I don't think. I fiddled around with some ideas. I'm super simple and I liked this one best.[/quote]

We know

If you really wanted to let your targets know you got them, you'd dip your nutsack in red and blue paint and stamp the package with them....

A postal teabagging... that's how you show them you really made them your b##ch

Even more impressive if you can still somehow make it look like your design.

YES!!! I AM ALL FOR VIC'S PROPOSAL!!! BEST NOOB MILITIA DESIGN YET!!!

Could call it the Brave Heart?

liathróidí gorm agus dearg

That's what you would call it.

Red and Blue LOL I like it ^^^

Well the name that is!8-[

[quote=victor809]Even more impressive if you can still somehow make it look like your design. [/quote]

You could probably do this if you sat just right aND arranged your bag just right, but you only get one shot at it per box....2 shots probably be a little messy.....?

is this the new hankhundred?

Yes, I'm all for hamk teabagging boxes before he sends them out.

I don't know about red and blue though, you should probably go with pink with sparkles in it. Takes a real man to dip his junk in pink sparkle paint.

Honestly... if anyone does ever receive a package with a stamp of hanks nuts in res and blue paint... with random stray pubes stuck in the dried paint....

That will probably be the grandest bxxtch smack ever in cbid history.

I would advise doing multiple dips and shooting for an abstract expressionist type vibe like Jackson Pollock.

Hank, I think the gauntlet has been thrown down. This could be epic in Cbid history. You could go from laughingstock to legend in a few short hairs. Victor is right, though most think he is left, does that make him a centrist? Well, never mind that. The point is leave your mark!

[quote=victor809]If you really wanted to let your targets know you got them, you'd dip your nutsack in red and blue paint and stamp the package with them....

A postal teabagging... that's how you show them you really made them your b##ch[/quote]

This is fantastic!

Does anyone have an addy for Speyside?