Whistlebritches
8 years ago
Here in 20 minutes or so I am going drink some crap that I have been fully assured taste like crap and in the end,pun intended,will make me crap.All this so some sick bastid with a camera on a string can probe my nether regions for aliens.If they find any.......I hope they're green,scary and fire breathing.Wish them luck on thier deep dark adventure into the unknown.


Danger Will Robinson......DANGER!!!
frankj1
8 years ago
done it 2 times.
last time they found and removed scary green benign aliens...but that landed me on the 5 year program instead of 10.

I had an easy time of the whole ordeal...but I am the toughest lib this side of the Rockies.

Good luck, Ron. Seriously.
teedubbya
8 years ago
So you made the fishing trip huh?
Whistlebritches
8 years ago
Ok the crappy drink is down......working on the two 16 oz glasses of f water that follow.They made the water easy to go down........I'd drink my own piss to get that taste out of my mouth.
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

done it 2 times.
last time they found and removed scary green benign aliens...but that landed me on the 5 year program instead of 10.

I had an easy time of the whole ordeal...but I am the toughest lib this side of the Rockies.

Good luck, Ron. Seriously.

frankj1 wrote:



If they find nothing this will be my last time.The procedure is nothing I have been assured........it's this pre-procedure schit your guts out I am not a fan of.I drank that crap 20 minutes ago and my stomach feels like a train wreck in a whirlpool.
frankj1
8 years ago

If they find nothing this will be my last time.The procedure is nothing I have been assured........it's this pre-procedure schit your guts out I am not a fan of.I drank that crap 20 minutes ago and my stomach feels like a train wreck in a whirlpool.

Whistlebritches wrote:


there is something wrong about a fire hose spraying outta yo azz...but it always makes me laugh.
Burner02
8 years ago
Tonight is the worst part. I do recommend that if you sleep, sleep with one eye open.

Good luck tomorrow.
corey sellers
8 years ago
And get a seatbelt your going to need it
frankj1
8 years ago
I scheduled mine for the earliest appointment, cuz then I could eat/drink sooner the next day.
But once the prep part was over the evening prior, I never experienced any "late" reaction and slept just fine.

there are different options that different doctors prescribe though, so maybe I just was lucky.
frankj1
8 years ago
also, I was put to sleep for the procedure, a friend said he watched it happening on a monitor in the room.
Frig that!
Whistlebritches
8 years ago
Ok imagine the water show at the Bellagio in Vegas.............in brown
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

also, I was put to sleep for the procedure, a friend said he watched it happening on a monitor in the room.
Frig that!

frankj1 wrote:



I will be watching on the monitor and also refused any and all anistesia........or however you spell it.I'll be watching wide awake.They told me at first I "had to" at least take a happy shot.I called them on it........turns out they were full of schit.Surprising huh?
frankj1
8 years ago

I will be watching on the monitor and also refused any and all anistesia........or however you spell it.I'll be watching wide awake.They told me at first I "had to" at least take a happy shot.I called them on it........turns out they were full of schit.Surprising huh?

Whistlebritches wrote:


Jeebus, Ron!
You're tougher than me.
tailgater
8 years ago
They'll try to do things with one hand.
Tell them to use both.
And then tell them to clap.

When they can't, you can tell them "tight, isn't it?"


ZRX1200
8 years ago
Dr Z reporting for duty.....

Ron, I even shaved my balls for this!
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Jeebus, Ron!
You're tougher than me.

frankj1 wrote:



I told the doc I was willing to accept a local at the point of entry..........he laughed and said that would be unnecessary.He did state that if I could not lie perfectly still he would call it and reschedule.I ask him if my request was unusual,he said not really but most eventually just went with the program.He said only two got called and rescheduled.........so I feel confident
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

Dr Z reporting for duty.....

Ron, I even shaved my balls for this!

ZRX1200 wrote:




See Frank..........I told you anistesiaanistesia is unnecessary
dkeage
8 years ago

I told the doc I was willing to accept a local at the point of entry..........he laughed and said that would be unnecessary.He did state that if I could not lie perfectly still he would call it and reschedule.I ask him if my request was unusual,he said not really but most eventually just went with the program.He said only two got called and rescheduled.........so I feel confident

Whistlebritches wrote:




But they were prolly heterosexual.....
Whistlebritches
8 years ago

But they were prolly heterosexual.....

dkeage wrote:



Actually both were woman.........not into anal I guess
JadeRose
8 years ago

I will be watching on the monitor and also refused any and all anistesia........or however you spell it.I'll be watching wide awake.They told me at first I "had to" at least take a happy shot.I called them on it........turns out they were full of schit.Surprising huh?

Whistlebritches wrote:





You're an idiot. I took a nice 30 minute nap. Never felt a thing. I guess for you it will be like a date with Z.
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