ANNAPOLIS, MDâSenator and former presidential candidate John McCain is gone but not forgotten. As evidence of this, the White House has revealed that early every morning President Donald Trump makes the trek to McCainâs grave so he can stand there and shout abuse at it.
âSo Iâm still alive today!â Trump said to McCainâs grave in his last visit. âHow about you? Oh. No witty comeback? Ha!â Trump laughed, but then his mood quickly turned darker and he yelled, âYou think youâre better than me?!â before kicking the grave and hurting his foot.
âHe just hasnât gotten over McCainâs death,â explained Vice President Michael Pence. âHe feels that McCain passed way too early and that there was so much left unsaid between the two of them... mainly in the way of Trump blaming McCain for everything thatâs gone wrong.â
So Trump visits McCainâs grave every day, stomping on any flowers people have left on it and yelling about how McCain is ânothingâ and that âno one even thinks about him anymore.â
âItâs the most dedicated he has ever been to anyone,â said Trumpâs wife, Melania.
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