delta1
Wednesday, April 10, 2019 3:52:52 PM
think that may be what happened to DMV?
tonygraz
Wednesday, April 10, 2019 5:28:32 PM
I heard he was banned.
apbigmo
Wednesday, April 10, 2019 7:54:07 PM
I used to love the Lars cigars. What year did they stop selling them?
frankj1
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Wednesday, April 10, 2019 9:18:50 PM
I guess they still do sell em...certain shpos in NY State anyway...but now Alec Bradley is gonna distribute them.

did we wake you up from a nap? HA!
JadeRose
Thursday, April 11, 2019 7:56:24 PM
Is that clown still around? He reminds me of that guy that used to be a "Lifestyle Director" for one of the cigar brands that used to hang around here. He just looked like a filthy hippy to me
ZRX1200
Thursday, April 11, 2019 11:40:47 PM
There’s some legend of who helped who with the “imbued” cigars, he and JD did used to work together. He’s a weird egotistical dude who loves food, music (his sucks) and younger women. There’s some rumors there too....... I enjoy a good train wreck as much as the next guy but I wouldn’t have anything to do with him.
frankj1
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Friday, April 12, 2019 9:12:50 AM
I'm thinking 10 minutes in the same room and I'd... run out screaming.

had to edit my original post as it may have been misconstrued as a threat to continued existence.
Thunder.Gerbil
Friday, April 12, 2019 9:15:07 AM

There’s some legend of who helped who with the “imbued” cigars, he and JD did used to work together. He’s a weird egotistical dude who loves food, music (his sucks) and younger women. There’s some rumors there too....... I enjoy a good train wreck as much as the next guy but I wouldn’t have anything to do with him.

ZRX1200 wrote:




Lars (real name Larry) is a complete douche and a legend in his own mind. No other way to describe him. Just about every conversation with him centers around him telling you about how great he (thinks he) is.

Rumor is that Jon named the ACID "Extra Ordinary Larry" after him as a subtle FO.
frankj1
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Friday, April 12, 2019 9:17:46 AM

Lars (real name Larry) is a complete douche and a legend in his own mind. No other way to describe him. Just about every conversation with him centers around him telling you about how great he (thinks he) is.

Rumor is that Jon named the ACID "Extra Ordinary Larry" after him as a subtle FO.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:


does the Larry have Traces of Tetens in it...like his dandruff and stuff?
Thunder.Gerbil
Friday, April 12, 2019 9:18:42 AM

I'm thinking 10 minutes in the same room and I'd... run out screaming.

had to edit my original post as it may have been misconstrued as a threat to continued existence.

frankj1 wrote:



If he's smoking one of his infused chit sticks, you wouldn't make it 2 minutes...


As a joke one time, someone lit a Gorilla Finger at a herf, cleared half a large outdoor area the stench was so horrid. Imagine burning garbage doused with pine sol cleaner.
victor809
Friday, April 12, 2019 10:07:17 AM

If he's smoking one of his infused chit sticks, you wouldn't make it 2 minutes...


As a joke one time, someone lit a Gorilla Finger at a herf, cleared half a large outdoor area the stench was so horrid. Imagine burning garbage doused with pine sol cleaner.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:



mmmmmmm pine sol.....
Sunoverbeach
Friday, April 12, 2019 10:19:59 AM
Just saw a review recently of a CBD laced cigar. He mentioned notes of pine and "doesn't taste too bad"

That's what I look for in a smoke. Not too bad and cheap wood
RMAN4443
Friday, April 12, 2019 11:28:58 AM

Just saw a review recently of a CBD laced cigar. He mentioned notes of pine and "doesn't taste too bad"

That's what I look for in a smoke. Not too bad and cheap wood

Sunoverbeach wrote:


If I want a CBD or THC laced cigar, Ill just roll my own....has no wood at all and a nice skunky twang to it...[bombed]
delta1
Friday, April 12, 2019 1:19:53 PM

Lars (real name Larry) is a complete douche and a legend in his own mind. No other way to describe him. Just about every conversation with him centers around him telling you about how great he (thinks he) is.

Rumor is that Jon named the ACID "Extra Ordinary Larry" after him as a subtle FO.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:



so THAT was the "Lars Teten" cigar that was part of the Acid sampler pack 9-10 years ago...thanks TG...
Pudding Mittens
Saturday, April 13, 2019 5:52:21 PM

Lars (real name Larry) is a complete douche and a legend in his own mind. No other way to describe him. Just about every conversation with him centers around him telling you about how great he (thinks he) is.

Thunder.Gerbil wrote:


When you read the text from his website's main page that I quoted above, he almost HAS TO BE like you describe. NO other kind of person can write such a thing, or at least write it without immediately realizing "holy schitt, this makes me sound like a giant self-obsessed delusional douche!" and deleting it without ever posting it.

The fact that it made it onto the website, that it actually got posted and is there, tells you everything. He is apparently proud of text that makes normal people cringe and laugh at the same time.

...and which, as I said, contains a heinous English error which makes him look like an ignorant idiot who doesn't know the basics of how his own native language works.

Ugh. Yeah, glad I never met him. I know guys who are similar, and I absolutely can't stand any of them.

The REAL fun starts when you meet a guy like this and something about you (higher status, more success, bigger skillset in the same field he's in, etc.) triggers his insecurities and throws him into "I must ALWAYS be the BEST guy in the room NO MATTER WHAT!" mode, where he starts embarrassing himself desperately trying to tear you down so he's #1 again. Pathetic and hilarious, simultaneously.

Remember kids, guys who are REALLY awesome don't ever have to SAY it, let alone drone on and on about it. It's obvious to everyone, without needing to be said. Also, if they meet a guy who's more awesome in some way, they aren't bothered by it, and will give the guy proper respect rather than try to tear him down due to insecurity.
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Thunder.Gerbil
Sunday, April 14, 2019 12:15:36 AM
LOL.
tamapatom
Sunday, April 14, 2019 8:13:23 PM
Did Donald Trump ever make a cigar? It had to be the best ever!
KingoftheCove
Sunday, April 14, 2019 8:16:03 PM

Did Donald Trump ever make a cigar? It had to be the best ever!

tamapatom wrote:


Prolly 9x90.........you know........uuugge
hoyodude
Monday, April 15, 2019 11:33:32 AM
I smoked a few back when they first hit the markets out of curiosity. I survived. Barely. Lars has always been exactly the douche TG says he is and I have never been able to understand how he got such a following. Maybe he marketed at ICP concerts? I even was given a CD of what he claimed was his "music". It bared the same similarity to music that his sticks of garbage do to cigars. Seeing AB acquired this label, honestly, doesn't surprise me. Seems fitting.
Mr. Jones
Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:16:09 PM
Man ... You guys are tough...

I met him /LARS/?twice?

Up in the Adamstown ,PA area at a BOTL
HERF AT A FANCY RESTAURANT / & MOTOR LODGE.
"BLACK ???" Jack Conrad was there too I think...not sure if RAM was at one of the herfs?

The guy who owned the restaurant was a pretty big poster on here way back in 2005-07??? I name escapes me now.

HE seemed OK to me but a little hard to approach if you hadn't met him before...he made hamburgers for everyone and brought his own branded chocolate truffles , both were very good...he gave away cigars but man did they ever smell bad when smoked...I still have a few in zip lock bags somewhere....he does not act like a douche in person and always had hot MULTIPLE NYC SKINNY GASH dressed in black leather hanging with him....
The literature (he handed out when there )was exactly as you
Say on here ...self grandiose and bad copy...many clerical and proofreading errors ....seemed to like to HYPE HIS FRIENDSHIPS WITH AEROSMITH MEMBERS A LOT.
Listened to some of LARS music once...Ornette Coleman jazz came to mind...loud squealing and unbearable.