Got an extra flap of skin you're not using? It could net you as much as $24k!

A 70 year old man in England recently visited the hospital to have his bladder checked.... Thanks to a clerical error, he came home a few grams lighter after accidentally being circumcised...

The court has determined such a mix up was worth $24k... Dude needs a better lawyer....

https://www.health.com/sexual-health/man-circumcised-by-mistake?amp=true 

Always knew I had money between my legs but I'm not selling.

snipers and helmets...

That's what the guy in the story thought...

If you've ever gotta go in for any below the belt procedures, make sure you write "do not cut" with a Sharpie....

I’d settle for 1.5 skin.

should have gotten more for that

must have a bad lawyer or universal healthcare system or both

why is it called "foreskin"? when ready for business, it's mostly aft...

As gross as it may sound, long ago, mohels (people who performed circumcisions) would sometimes keep and save the foreskins they circumcised. And grosser still is the fact that sometimes they would sew them together to make things. And once, a long time ago there was a mohel who performed more circumcisions than all other mohels. And one day he was talking to a friend of his and the friend asked, "You've performed so many circumcisions, have you made anything from the foreskins?" And the mohel said that yes, he had made a wallet from all the foreskins he had collected. The friend said, "You've circumsised so many children, you must have collected dozens of foreskins, and all you have made is a wallet?" And the mohel replied, "I know it's just a wallet. But when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

did you snopes it?

that suitcase will bite your head off if you put it on and go out in the cold...

Not kosher

I did.

It said something about that the rumor regarding the mohel that performed your bris got a extra large duffel bag out of it was false.


It was really a car cover...

how do ya like that?
snopes got one right...did they say it was for a mid-size sedan?

would you believe a.....s t r e t c h l i m o u s i n e...

Whaddya think you’re really gettin when you order calamari?

clam strips?
no?

warning: the following joke contains words or graphic descriptions that may be offensive to some Gaelic audience members.

so I heard that the mohels send the foreskins to Ireland where they plant them and grow cops.

OUCH

sorry

No need.

We understand each other's humor.

BTW - I've seen some clam strips.
Some good, some not so good...