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delta1
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7 years ago

#21

You at least got a pic of her for Britches, right? He loves the hot Asian dishes. Long time.

izonfire wrote:

I better get a hair cut and let the stash grow before October...

Edited by user 7 years ago | Reason: Not specified

corey sellers
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#22

Good idea

izonfire
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#23

I better get a hair cut and let the stash grow before October...

delta1 wrote:

Bet you’d look cute. 😰

MACS
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

7 years ago

#24

Corey, I have a 1.5 ton floor jack in the garage. Wouldn't have helped, as I was 8 miles away from it.

Izon... my boat's name is "yellow fever" and my wife is Asian. Ron and I share the same affliction.

teedubbya
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#25

You and Ron sure like each other

Mr. Jones
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#26

MACS HAS TURNED INTO A millionaire..,

I call USAA MILITARY INS...OR AAA...to fix my flats..

DONT QUESTION THE USAA M status...

Bwuhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!...

izonfire
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#27

Izon... my boat's name is "yellow fever" and my wife is Asian. Ron and I share the same affliction.

MACS wrote:

😂 =d> 👍

MACS
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

7 years ago

#28

MACS HAS TURNED INTO A millionaire..,

I call USAA MILITARY INS...OR AAA...to fix my flats..

DONT QUESTION THE USAA M status...

Bwuhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!...

Mr. Jones wrote:

USAA Roadside Assistance. Could not have been easier. Called, they texted me a link, I clicked on it, answered a few questions and it triangulated my location and sent a truck. 20 minutes after the call, my flat was being fixed.

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#29

I know how to change a tire. I didn't know where my jack was... never needed it. Then when the kit was missing a part, it all went downhill from there.

The cute Asian chick helping was the icing on the cake. We chatted while the guy changed the tire and she was relentless.

Her: "I could have done that for you, ya know... I have 4 brothers".

Me: "I have 4 sisters!"

Her: "Well that explains a lot".

Me: 🤦

MACS wrote:

Easier to go the Victor route. Suspicious fire, missing, etc.

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#30

Me: "I have 4 sisters!"

MACS wrote:

so YOU'RE Mary Palmer?

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#31

Pics of the girl?

victor809
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#32

And I think 8track just told you to kidnap her and burn the house with her 4 brothers down so they don't come after you..... So ... Sounds like a legit plan...

ZRX1200
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#33

Lose your man card???

Peasants change their own tires.

And I would have let that smart azz asian girl show me what she could do, and shown her my chloroform collection while she was busy.

izonfire
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#34

And I would have let that smart azz asian girl show me what she could do, and shown her my chloroform collection while she was busy.

ZRX1200 wrote:

Never miss an opportunity

delta1
Herf-A-Holic

7 years ago

#35

I tried to teach my daughter how to change a flat tire...she pulled her AAA card out of her purse and said that's all she'd need...I tried the dark at night 30 miles away from civilization scenario and she said she'd just lock herself in the car and wait...wife backed her up...