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The customers here service me so good, especially teedubbya

oh BEEhaveeeee

coincidently, I have a greasefire story!
so someone who won't be mentiontioned (MIL) cooked whole chicken and didnt clean the grill or empty the drip can afterwards.
Unsuspectingly, I begin cooking some nice beef ribs, low and slow. I go inside for something and hear my oldest yell, "fire, grill on fire"

I can't get it under control with my puny water spray bottle for quite a while it burns.
Ribs go into trashbag left outside- they smell like gasoline.
Forgot to toss trash bag into trash can, next morning neighborhood marauding racoons had gotten into the trashbag containing burnt ribs. They pulled em out, took one sniff and left em there untouched.
Now it's a constant joke when I fire up the grill whether we need the racoons to decide if its edible.

brand new house.... 1 year old. Had to get the siding replaced last week because someone who we won't identify (wife) was cooking chicken on the BBQ, left it for a few minutes and came back to a roaring grease fire.

Same person who won't be identified (wife) also took a chunk out when she (allegedly) was playing with the weed whacker. The one time she (allegedly) was allowed to use the weed whacker.

justifiable homicide?

She must be a hell of a cook !

she thought the weed whacker was an immersion blender

She was hoping it was the magic bullet...

Yes, don't understand what happened to their past great customer service. Have sent 3 emails and called 3 times and put on hold for 20 mins, then hang up. Love their recording saying call is very important to us, then never answer. Not real happy with their so-called service.

yes, on hold for over one hour.

Hang up, call the 844 number... it was instant answer earlier this morning....

Don't have the 844 number, what is it???

844

844 what

844.Yo.Momma...

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Cute yo Momma too. LOL

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Don't mess with mr. craps Drafter. Momma craps will come after you with a cast iron frying pan.