the Moderna shto protects me...

There is some absorption through the mucous membranes in the mouth,
but Opie is right, if you're interested in the CBD effects, you should use a more efficient ingestion method, such as inhaling or eating it. If you're really hardcore, you can just inject it.

But you seem like a guy that is looking for the total experience.
In that case, you should rub CBD oil all over your balls and light your head on fire...

That's how I usually do it, but the smell of burning pubes and sizzling head hair and eyebrows,
makes me feel a little sick to my stomach 🤦