Vaccine Side Effects And Other Things

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Gene363
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5 years ago

Doctor: "Yes, this **** does look a bit swollen but I can't be sure if it's caused by the vaccine."

...

Doctor: "What about your husband, has he experienced any side effects?"

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Gene363
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5 years ago

My wife says I'm a pathological liar.

Which is ridiculous because I don't have a wife.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

My wife said I don't listen to her...

And some other stuff.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

Have you ever noticed blind people walk their dogs a lot?

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Gene363
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5 years ago

I don't like the term anal bleaching.

I prefer to call it changing your ringtone.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I'm stuck holding this rod.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

A man took an airline to court after misplacing his luggage.

Unfortunately, he has lost his case.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

If I had to describe myself in three words,

I would say, "Not very good at maths".

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Speyside
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5 years ago

Keep em coming, all good!

Gene363
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5 years ago

#10

Any tool, nut, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Note: This tendency is inversely proportional to the importance of the now missing part.

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Stogie1020
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5 years ago

#11

Good stuff!

rfenst
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5 years ago

#12

Any tool, nut, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Note: This tendency is inversely proportional to the importance of the now missing part.

Gene363 wrote:

That should be considered a universal lw.

Gene363
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5 years ago

#13

That should be considered a universal lw.

rfenst wrote:

Agree, in fact, it may be contained in the very, very fine print in Murphy's Law, possibly printed on the edges of the pages.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

#14

Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common?

They either cling, run, or don't fit in the crotch.

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Gene363
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5 years ago

#15

I'm furious with my son.

I caught him playing with the neighbour's daughter.

Don't be too harsh on them, they're bound to be curious about sex.

Curious about sex? He's taken her appendix out!

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Gene363
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5 years ago

#16

Dad, why are you feeling that horse all over?

I want to buy it, son.

And when you buy horses, you have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape.

I think the mailman wants to buy Mother.

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