The Road Not Frankied
BY BGZ
Two roads diverged by some yellow snow,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one with the 3 tracks I saw below
And looked down one as far as I could
To wonder where it bent... that massive wood;
Then took the other, as just to be fair,
Azz is safe yes? At least that was the claim,
Because it was gassy and and had under wear;
Though as for it passing gas all the way there
Surely if Franky saw me, he would spare me the shame
And later that morning woke up equally laid
It leaves no step forward, homey Franky has to stand the f*ck back.
Oh, I kept the fist for another day!
Yet knowing how it would help ease the way,
I ain't every going to get that normal sh*t back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh... and in pain
Somewhere ages and ages from now I'll wince you know:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— am insane
I took the one with 3 tracks in the snow,
And now my sphincter is broken... the end
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