opelmanta1900
5 years ago
We should turn this into a "best way to say goodbye to cbid" thread...

Me, I'm gonna confess to you guys that I've been living a double life and I'm leaving my family to pursue my long lost love, an Antonio Banderas look-a-like from Senegal...

I'll never post under my handle again, but I'll give daily updates under the pen name SeekingAntonio, wherein I disclose my difficulties with the African Customs office and the perils of being a closeted Antonio Banderas fan living in the west Sahara...
bgz
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5 years ago
Hey now, I know I'm an amateur, but that was a harsh review.

Good luck on your quest... you'll need mad greens... this might take a while... and papers. Lots and lots of papers.
HockeyDad
5 years ago

Why would he want us to look at you?

frankj1 wrote:



Because I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright.
HockeyDad
5 years ago

How did your avatar survive the #MeToo movement?

CelticBomber wrote:



It didn’t, mon amour!
bgz
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5 years ago

It didn’t, mon amour!

HockeyDad wrote:



You followed the 3 tracks in the snow didn't you?
frankj1
5 years ago

FIFY

bgz wrote:


spectacular.
MACS
5 years ago
There was a guy here awhile ago name of Waaaaaagner... 8track will remember him... constantly threatened to leave the board, and after a number of us said, "Just f---ing GO already!" He left.

Best way to leave the board, IMO? Just go. Don't say sh-t, just bounce. Peace out. That's the way I usually leave the Vherf... just click "leave meeting". Bye. I'll see ya next week... or not... whatever.
bgz
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5 years ago
MACS acts all big and tough... but all he does on the vherf is show us pictures of his dog.

But ya... don't let the door hit you in the azz on the way out lol.
MACS
5 years ago
What'choo talkin' 'bout?
teedubbya
5 years ago
I just figured he was stoned not butt hurt
bgz
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5 years ago
Lol I see what you did there.
MACS
5 years ago

I just figured he was stoned not butt hurt

teedubbya wrote:



Oh boy was I. How'd you jackasses talk me into that? Oh yeah... I'd already had 2 whiskeys. 🤦
JadeRose
5 years ago

I’m thinking one trail had a sign that said “Whites Only” and the other had a sign that said “Colored”.

Critical Trail Theory

HockeyDad wrote:






Spey musta died of dysentery.
JadeRose
5 years ago

MACS acts all big and tough... but all he does on the vherf is show us pictures of his dong.
.

bgz wrote:






and that is why I stay off it
MACS
5 years ago

and that is why I stay off it

JadeRose wrote:



Plus you're ugly and yo momma dresses you funny.
CelticBomber
5 years ago
So... I guess another one bites the dust. I'll miss Spey. Had some nice chats with him. You guys need to stop being so mean!
bgz
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5 years ago
I didn't do it.
tonygraz
5 years ago
Not me either. I'm not even sure he left. Maybe he was running low on cash and is away pillaging monasteries. He was not a young man either, so there is another possibility.
opelmanta1900
5 years ago
Tony said it, spey is dead... put him on the list...
opelmanta1900
5 years ago
You guys remember when celtic was dead? Can't believe I actually missed that guy...
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