I gave kingofthecove a special exemption.

And to think, I was almost starting to like you...

LMMFPWAO


like I’d believe that!

What if I whisper it in your ear all soft like?

Huh... Iguana's to blowing in an ear.

Yep, the site has gone pink...

It's Z and the Gerbs... what did you expect?

Z, iguanas and gerbils...

No... just no, I'm out.

If you annoy iguanas, they will bite. They will run away if they have a chance, tho. I think Hockey Dad knows how to cook them.

I’m harder than astrophysics right now.

Soft...

You can skin them and make jackets and boots out of them. Now that's some styling and profiling, so get your freak on. Just saying they dew it with alligator.

Night of the Iguana...oldest sister dragged me to see it with her in 1964...she was a Richard Burton fan....I was smitten by Ava Gardner...unbeknownst at the time as I was only 11, prolly my very first MILF.... about some Americans romping in Mexico...

25 years later, while vacationing in Puerto Vallarta, we stumbled across the place in the harbor where the movie was shot, and there were several street vendors with huge iguanas, some as long as 5 feet, offering to take Polaroids for a few bucks